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If you find a Riley don't ever let him go. He is the approximate definition of amazing and will do anything and everything to make the world a better place, person by person and one smile at a time. He changes the temperature of each room he walks into with his presence and melt your heart with a glance from those mesmeric blue eyes. His smile is contagious and his hugs are a miracle. You will never find anyone as compassionate and considerate and he will not hesitate to remind you every day how much he appreciates you. You know you've done something damn right in the world if you're standing within 5ft of Riley, and never forget to appreciate the blessing of getting to laugh with him. He is goofy and sweet, and little does he know but he is highly intelligent. He is the best serious boyfriend ever.. and you'll never get tired of laughing at him as he dances around with shaving cream on his face in the middle of a Skype call ;)
Patricia: "Hey mags, who's that?"
Maggie: "Oh, THAT'S Riley Wells.. I'm highly fond of him."
Patricia: "Oh.. Why is he dancing?"
Maggie: "No one knows :)"
Four eyed cracker with a horse cock.
Riley Peterson it's such a four eyed cracker. But at least he has that horse cock to compensate.
The official start of the major disease that spread across the world, Nolanitis. This disease is unknown to many but it is starting to make headlines. This person is currently under strict quarantine currently. This mysterious person apparently started the disease by allowing extreme amounts of blue fluorescent light to go from a Nintendo switch into her eyeballs. Information about this person is that she identifies herself as a woman. She is 3 foot 5 ( not sure) with black hair and blue eyes. If you see any person named Nolan Riley please alert immediately
squilliamg1232hotmail.com
If you upvote this or nolanitis you will get protection from this disease
be sure to check out cole pufferfish. ( related to this subject)
Squilliam: gasp
Tyler: that Nolan Riley
*they immediately suffer prolonged severe itching between the upper thighs*
Riley Reid is hands down the best porn star she is the best looking and the kinkiest pornstar out there. She has a huge variety of style, whether you’re looking for BDSM, lesbian, or gangbang. There are many things that I like about Riley so i'm going to list them all. First her attitude when she is fucking, her attitude is like nothing ive ever seen before in many of the videos that I have seen her in she is definitely not afraid to get down and dirty and even eat a little ass. She is also the type of woman that has bigger balls than most men. If you tell a guy to go run a naked mile he would either have to be very drunk or they just wouldn't do it. But Riley is the type of person to not only do that on her free time but also video tape it and post it all over her social media. The next best thing about her is her form. Not only does she have the sexiest back tattoo when she gets down in doggy style she has a perfect arch that would put any other girl to shame! Her 32A’s are a little small but they match her body size very well and in my opinion and my favorite tit is her right tit because I like the way it looks at me. Her breasts measure 32 inches and that piece of voluptuous meat she calls ass measures at 36 inches and with a height of 5’4 the height to ass to tit ratio comes out to a perfect slim hourglass figure. My next favorite thing about Riley Reid is that she has no sexuality she will fuck anything of any gender that is down to fuck.
I would love to fuck riley reid
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a dumbass who wrote amazingest i lowkey hate alyix bye HSHAHDJFJJEHS
alyix riley says stream lowkey as hell
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A guy who plays all the sports and gets all the pussi. He also is a cunt at sleep overs and tells you to go to sleep
Man, that guy is such a Riley smith when he tells you to stop
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Creepy-ass little bugs that "swim" across the floor in Riley Residence Hall at WPI. Also known as "Silverfish".
Ryan (who lives in Riley): "So you know what happened today? One of those damn Riley-bugs crawled on my folder and died. Just up and died."
Patrick (who lives in Morgan): "What the hell is a Riley-bug?"
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