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When a guy gets out of a pool and his balls are so shriveled up that they are the size of squirrel nuts.
I hate how I always have squirrel nuts after I get out of the pool.
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When someone puts one testicle in each cheek and your penis rest on their forehead
Bro this girl fat squirreled me last night and I about lost my nut
To be attracted to every female/ person you see, and to exhibit characteristics of a furry mammal, particularly a squirrel
"Why is Matt scampering from girl to girl, trying to get with them?"
"IDK, he's just being a horny squirrel"
A diet consisting of only fruits and nuts, also maybe the most beneficial.
If your fat girlfriend starts the squirrel diet she can give up developing that horrid personality.
A diet consisting of only fruits and nuts, also maybe the most beneficial.
If your fat girlfriend starts the squirrel diet she can give up developing that horrid personality.
an adorable euphemism for a skunk
The fart squirrel sprayed my dog in the face.
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The act of grabbing you're scrotum mid-coitus and shoving it into your partners mouth or gaping anus. Typically followed by a commanding statement for your partner to "Save em up for Winter!"
It should be noted that this dominating act should only be performed in situations wherein the dominating party has enough Sack Slack to properly perform the maneuver and the receiving party has either a big enough mouth or a properly stretched anus to receive the package in its entirety.
Me and Angie wanted to try something different last night so I tried Squirrel Cheeking her ass and told that bitch to save em up for winter.