willy bash

An act of two or more males having an intense non homosexual act of 'bashing' male genitalia together. This act is enjoyed by the males but the male who lasts the longest shows dominance over the other males.

1. zaeem willy bashed ben and showed dominance.
2. after an intense willy bashing, luke found out just how good his father was willy bashing.
3. arjun willy bashed the orange midget, scott. scott found out just how powerful arjun is and respected him as an alpha male.

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willy nugget

Another word for testicles

Ouch I've been kicked right in the willy nuggets

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Wet Willy

A prank whereby a saliva-moistened finger is inserted into an unsuspecting person's ear, often with a slight twisting motion

"That fucktard just gave me a wet willy, what a cunt!"

"See that lint licker over there? Let's go give that asshat a real moist wet willy!"

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Bruce Willis

Bruce Willis is without a doubt THEE hardest man alive.
He once killed 100 gangsters with a shoe lace and can piss out fire

Can also mean kick the crap outta' somebody

I'm gonner Bruce Willis your ass!

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Angry Willis

A variation of the cockblock, an Angry Willis is an act of desperation usually invoked by someone who is witnessing a hookup. Rather than finding their own girl to hook up with, a male who uses the Angry Willis shouts "(insert girl's name here), I LIKE YOU!!!!!!!!)", effectively cockblocking and stealing the girl in one swift motion.

The Angry Willis is a drastic measure and should only be used in the most desperate of situations.

(Ugly guy and girl hooking up)
Ugly guy: "Oh yeah baby, time to take it to the next step"
(Uglier guy, getting desperate)
Uglier guy: "STACEY I LIKE YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
(Girl immediately jumps into arms of uglier guy)
Ugly guy: "Fuck... he just used an Angry Willis on me"

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Willie Wonka

the act of a male putting a delicious candy (skittles) up a girls anal cavity. After the packing process is complete, the girl then forces the rainbow shower out of her ass into the guys mouth.

Hey blake, your mom and bobby g's mom came over and gave me a willie wonka last night.

Oh really how'd that go for you

It was an experience of a life time....TASTE THE RAINBOW!!

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willy pop

to hit someone in their nuts

I willy popped Shane so hard he puked.

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