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young people, early twenties, fresh out of college, who choose willingly not to seek employment and will often live at the parental residence for a period of time ranging from 6 months to a year.
The voluntary bum partakes in virtually no social activity, ignoring calls from friends and/or extended family, dismissing invitations to social events, etc. The voluntary bums involve themselves in the simpler joys, such as, sleeping, eating, reading the books they never had the time to read, watching the movies they couldn't go to, etc. On the surface, the voluntary bum seems to act exactly like your average bum.
However, unlike regular bums, The voluntary bums are merely resting from the bullshit they had to endure while in the educational system. i.e. pretty much their whole life until now.
While seemingly lounging about with no goal in life, the voluntary bum is actually slowly mustering a plan of action, which once he/she has fully figured out, will be used to go forth in adult life, serene.
A: hey man have you seen D around? he's been MIA for the past couple months.
B: Oh yeah, I heard he had become a voluntary bum. He'll probably come out of his retreat in a few months.
C: darn, D is a cool frood with a plan. I wish I had voluntarily bummed after college.
A bum grenade is a smelly fart
Poooooooooooooooooo someone has dropped a bum grenade!! That stinks!
The most gorgeous and beautiful bum of all bums that exist. Tends to be a lovely round shape. Quite big, but not TOO big.
Whenever an Aimee's bum walks past every single guy stares at it and drools.
Dude1: HOLY SH*T!
Dude2: WHAT?!
Dude3: OH MY GOD
Dude1: Now THAT is one hell've a hot bum.
Dude3: Hell to the yeah!
Dude1: (laughs)
Dude2: That girl has a seriously fit bum!
Dude1: I know!
All 3 dudes: She has an Aimee's Bum. *dribble drips down their chins*
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A Canadian girl, normally of Aboriginal or First Nations decent, who posses a flat, unappealing buttox.
Look at that native chick, she totally has a bannock bum.
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In polite after dinner conversation; a stool or dump.
"well, if you will excuse me ladies, i think I'll nip upstairs and light a bum cigar"
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The art of finding an unsuspecting victim leaning forward on a wall or railing ect then going up behind them and pretent to be taking them up the corn hole in a thrusting motion.
Hey, I wonder if he knows if he's recieving a good 'ol Stealth bumming?
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A homosexual, ie. a threat to your bum.
"Ah, did you hear about Gordon? Turns out he's a bum threat!"
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