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A High School in Etobicoke, Ontario. This school has one of the highest stoner population. Surrounded by many favorite sesh spots, including the Mystical Forest, The Hidden Jungle and The Frozen Pond.
Typical day in Father John Redmond
"Hey wanna skip second to bun?"
"Yeah. Where do you wanna blaze?"
"The Mystical Forest"
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sexual intercourse or other sexual activity
According to Michael Kelly, a writer and historian in New Zealand, "the origin of the expression 'how's your father' can be traced back to Victorian times. In those days any man with a daughter was so protective of her virtue that he would take extraordinary measures to safeguard it. Unmarried girls would be kept within the bosom of their family as much as possible, chaperoned on excursions, and on those occasions when they were let out of bounds for social events, their fathers would often accompany them discreetly by hiding underneath their voluminous skirts ready to pounce on any man who transgressed the bounds of propriety.
However, a father with more than one daughter couldn't be everywhere at once. Thus, a suitor having a discreet vis-a-vis with his beloved would cautiously ascertain her father's whereabouts by asking, 'And how is your father?' If her father was currently under her skirts, she would glance downwards and reply, 'My father is very well, thank you, and as alert and vigorous as ever, and maintains his interest in rusty castrating implements.' Her beau would then say, 'I have always had the greatest respect for your father, and of course for you. Let us hold hands and think about the Queen for a while.' If, on the other hand, her father was elsewhere, she would reply, 'The mad old bastard is currently stationed between my sister Constance's thighs. Let us go into the garden and rut like stoats.'
Hence, 'How's your father' became a euphemism for you-know-what."
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a white girl with blonde hair that uses wayy to much instagram, has "acab" "zay/zem" in her bio.
she is also half russian and supports putin, her name is maria
Jack: oh my god, i fucking hate maria
John: yes, she has no father figure
Maria: that is a microagression!!! i will be calling my lawyers!!
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A father that is not inclined or disposed to get involved in the raising or enjoyment of his children.
If it is convenient, he will show up and participate - but he will stay on the side lines and observe mildly interested.
Friend: Did Joey's dad show up?
Me: Ya he arrived for the last 3 minutes of the playoff game, and then he grudgingly saundered over to the field. The asshole didn't even see his son play.
Friend: What a relucant father
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The guy who almost became the hitler of america But got assasinated before he could run against FDR. He was a racist beleiving jews and blacks where inferior. He was strongly enforced by The KKK If he were president we would have been on the Axis rather than the allies (probably)
Father caughlin Almost made us a fucken dictatorship and Completely ruined america but someone was smart enough to see when political assisanation is ok
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Sexual intercourse (English 20th century)
Provenance: how's your father? catchphrase associated with the British music-hall comedian Harry Tate (1872-1940). Apparently, he would exclaim it as a way of changing the subject and in order to get out of a difficult situation. The phrase either subsequently or simultaneously took on a life of its own meaning the same as a 'thingummy' or anything the speaker did not wish to name. From that, in phrases like 'indulging in a spot of how's-your-father', it became a euphemism for sexual activity.
From _Dictionary of Catchphrases_ (1995) by Nigel Rees
They were in the snug engaging in a spot of how's your father.
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A label a shallow person gives to themselves on internet profiles to mask the fact that they are lacking in empathy. This label is a euphemism that broadcasts to others that they, too, wish to undermine social supports for the less fortunate while reliving the tax burden on the wealthy job creators, without explicitly saying so. They prefer to live in suburbia, or on ranches. They prefer to watch Fox News or another Rupert Murdoch owned media outlet as a primary source of information. They have not travelled much. They are usually caucasian. They have probably not read 1984. The person may also be sociopath.
Politically, they will always support their local version of the "Leopards Eating People's Faces Party," always expecting that the "leopards" will eat the faces of others.
Likes Mike Pence. Dislikes Nancy Pelosi, Bernie Sanders, Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez and anyone else Fox News says is bad.
Look for this label on social media sites like Linkedin, Twitter, and facebook.
1. As a husband, father, and Conservative, I just want to ban abortion, undermine women's rights, and cut taxes for the rich.
2. A dedicated husband, father, and Conservative wore his MAGA hat on the way to the NRA barbecue to discuss his concerns about white replacement with his friends.
3. "Is 'husband, Father, Conservative' some kind of dog whistle code for jackass?" she asked after checking the commenter's profile.
4. Also see: sociopath, MAGAt, Conservatism
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