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.the name for a snake
.the answer to any question
"This is my snake, his name is not penis."
"What's wrong?
....n-not penis."
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Man's ... no. Girl's best friend!
Random d00d: Hey "junior". Wanna go for a ride?
Not-so-random penis: Sure thing m8.
Random Chick: Count me in!
Random d00d: Wohooooo! High five!
Not-so-random penis: Right on! "slap"!
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a thing attached to a males body can vary in legnth and width.
there are many words for a penis including lossop trollop and smidget
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1. how to count in 7/8 time in music
2. an orgie with 2 guys and one girl
1. "Hey, how do you count in 7/8?" "Bro its easy, pe-nis pe-nis va-gin-a" (1-2 1-2 1-2-3)
2. "I would much rather have a penis vagina vagina than a penis penis vagina."
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the thing i love most in this world
it makes me drip good smelling things
put that penis in that hole, right there, do you see it, come on aqueeze it in dont be a fagget
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Something that likes gettin sucked on
Linda sucked alex is dick and made him cum all over her new shirt... she giggled
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