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A frozen shaft is where you carefully craft a penis and balls from packable snow and place it somewhere creative, such as, on a mailbox or fence.
Someone put a frozen shaft on the hood of my car and It didn’t fly off til I got to the highway. After a good laugh I continued to feel guilty about my white privilege.
when a man whafts the air from his shaft to his nose in order to smell it's cleanliness
Phil got in from work and was wondering if he needed a shower... after a quick whaft shaft he realised he actually needed bleach
The whaft of air from a males genitalia to his nose in order to smell it's cleanliness
Wife "hey honey do you need to take a shower before we go out?"
Husband "left me do a quick whaft shaft so I can assess the situation"
Verb:
The act of strapping an explosive device (fireworks, firecrackers, hand grenade, etc.) to one’s erect penis before ejaculation so as to coincide the explosion with the climax, typically while receiving anal sex.
Dude, I got a Shaft Blaster last night from my girlfriend, I wish I could do it twice!
Someone who has hair grow on the shaft of their penis
"Damn did you hear Patrick had a hairy shaft!"
The act of performing a handjob during vaginal sex, usually when woman is riding on top. May involve a third party performing the handjob.
Shaft shining feels amazing, you should definitely ask your girlfriend to do it next time you have sex!
When two or more girls have hooked up with the same guy
Girl 1: "I hooked uo with Brian last week"
Girl 2: "So did I! Now we are shaft sisters girll"
Girl 1: "PERIODT"