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The act of aborting a bowel movement before full evacuation, sometimes mid-release, usually due to other obligations in one’s daily schedule. This often results in an uncomfortable turtlenecking of the rectum until defecation can be resumed.
I went to take a sh*t this morning but had to have a late turd abortion to make it to the meeting on time. Had to clench for 2 hours straight and it was unbearable. But at least my asshole will be stronger for the next one.
When the situation at hand gets way out of hand.
The infrastructure in Winnipeg causes rush hour traffic to turn into an abortion fire. Took me 3 hours to get home.
A vacation taken, specifically for a/an abortion. A compound term, comprised of the words abortion, and vacation. Used to normalize and add humor to a tense situation.
“Where are you going next week?”
“ Taking a trip too Florida, for a abortication.
You becky you want me to wear that abortion hat or you wants me to creampie ya hoe ass
An abortion that is predetermined. Specifically when someone gets pregnant, it is already determined that the baby will be aborted.
Oh you were pregnant? Did you give your kid a predetermined abortion???
When a person disregards basically all rules of grammar in a passage they've spoken or written.
Teacher: "I would give this a 0; it's a good example of a full-on grammatical abortion"
Student: "Did you just use the expression 'grammatical abortion?!'" *laughs uncontrollably*
When a female douches with Mountain Dew after sex to avoid getting pregnant.
OMFG Kaylee, are you pregnant !?
Yeah, my gamer abortion failed. I think try Mountain Dew was flat.