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When you get the Covid vaccine for your child under the age of 18 it’s like you didn’t even want them anyways so it’s a post birth abortion because a vaccine will kill them.
I had a post birth abortion the other day, I gave my child the Covid vaccine and his heart smile so big that he had a heart attack and he was only 14. But I am glad he got the vaccine
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When a person disregards basically all rules of grammar in a passage they've spoken or written.
Teacher: "I would give this a 0; it's a good example of a full-on grammatical abortion"
Student: "Did you just use the expression 'grammatical abortion?!'" *laughs uncontrollably*
When a female douches with Mountain Dew after sex to avoid getting pregnant.
OMFG Kaylee, are you pregnant !?
Yeah, my gamer abortion failed. I think try Mountain Dew was flat.
The act of aborting a bowel movement before full evacuation, sometimes mid-release, usually due to other obligations in one’s daily schedule. This often results in an uncomfortable turtlenecking of the rectum until defecation can be resumed.
I went to take a sh*t this morning but had to have a late turd abortion to make it to the meeting on time. Had to clench for 2 hours straight and it was unbearable. But at least my asshole will be stronger for the next one.
A vacation taken, specifically for a/an abortion. A compound term, comprised of the words abortion, and vacation. Used to normalize and add humor to a tense situation.
“Where are you going next week?”
“ Taking a trip too Florida, for a abortication.
You becky you want me to wear that abortion hat or you wants me to creampie ya hoe ass
When your girl says she's pregnant so you grab the nearest lamp
"Yo I heard Becky was pregnant!"
"Nah, I gave that bitch a Budget Abortion."