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Scholars' Academy

the most overrated and boring school in NYC. the kids here don't even pass their test bc of the dumb teachers. Channel View and Waterside are better than them. all of the kids think they are the shat but they aren't. :)

and they are afraid of momo bc they are stupid

hey do you go to Scholars' Academy??

by the real shit!* February 28, 2019

6๐Ÿ‘ 5๐Ÿ‘Ž


Thayer Academy

Tim Roche is playing D-1 baseball. And you must be going to another three years of high school or something.

High School Education = 4 years
Thayer Academy Hockey = 7 years

by The kid who likes popcorn January 25, 2005

39๐Ÿ‘ 57๐Ÿ‘Ž


Germantown Academy

Germantown Academy, better known as GA by other private school students in the greater Philadelphia area, or the Academy by students attending GA, is a Pre-K through 12 preparatory school. GA tries to be like the other private schools while maintaining its own individuality. Basicaly GA epicly fails at both. Recently GA has instituted a new dress code policy called GA GeAr which requires students to wear ugly polo shirts from lands end. Girls choose to pair their ugly polos with slutty skirts which undermine the entire dress code, while guys wear cargo shorts. GA students really enjoy being promiscuous and binge drinking. In the past few years GA has had many incidents with students getting alcohol poisoning at school events. GA students also enjoy smoking weed and occasionally engage in cocaine. GA students also enjoy cheating. Despite an honor code many students copy answers from each other during poorly monitored tests. Cheating is necessary because lots of students at GA aren't actually smart, they're just either rich or very athletic. Some students are actually smart but feel pressure to receive perfect grades in order to attend ivy league colleges and so they also engage in cheating. Students at GA are often very close with their teachers which can result in interesting classes, but also in can result in awkward situations as students and teachers have been known to have sexual feelings towards each other. One gym teacher goes as far as to engage in sexual relations with students once they have graduated. This is because students at GA are usually very good looking and never fat.

"I'm not actually very preppy or smart but I'll pretend to be both while I drink my cheap beer and plan how I will a) play in the next game or b) cheat on my next test because that's how we do at Germantown Academy"

by daisydaisy55 July 30, 2009

54๐Ÿ‘ 83๐Ÿ‘Ž


Urban Academy

An "alternative" high school on the upper east side of new york city. Noteworthy for allowing its students to choose their own classes, not take regents, only about 120 students, and having the female portion of those students that is approximately 50% pregnant, 25% horrendously ugly, and 25% ambiguously pregnant or maybe just fat.

Because of the total lack of hot girls, and a high population of total herbs (The principal/benevolent despots name is Herb Mac, and hes quite a nice fellow) the school can be an odd place socially. Most people here would be avoided like plague victims at other schools, so putting them all together really just compounds their obnoxiousness, because their isint anyone to shut them up.

Is that girl pregnant? Nah Man, she just goes to Urban Academy.

by psyduck55 January 29, 2011

13๐Ÿ‘ 17๐Ÿ‘Ž


Fusion Academy

A private school in Del Mar where most kids are posers. The teachers are very nosey and invade your personal life like private detectives. It's an open campus so most kids go down stairs to smoke. 75% of kids are 15 and younger. There is a lot of drama at this school, so if you are considering a private accelerated learning, DON'T choose this school.

"I go to Fusion Academy."

"WTF man, that school is bunk, why you want to hang out with rich bitches?!"

by Miss Baus October 6, 2011

19๐Ÿ‘ 22๐Ÿ‘Ž


mosiac academy

a stuck up charter school that specializes in teaching special kids but doesn't know crap about teaching a normal education

i used to go to mosiac academy it fucking sucked

by girlthatusedtogothere October 6, 2020


felixstowe academy

felixstowe academy is a school filled with furrys, chavs, and fatass teachers. they put you in iso for no reason and the teachers have no self control. year 10s go round barking at people, itโ€™s best you just reply with โ€˜shut up furryโ€™ the year 8s nonce on year 7s

p1- โ€˜yo fam what school you go toโ€™
p2- โ€˜felixstowe academy init breveโ€™
p1 โ€˜ha โ€˜

by spider-manโ€™s wife December 31, 2022