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To add your opinion in a discussion or a topic that's usually unrelated to you.
James and John was having a debate about who's smarter? their mom said " I am" James replied thanks mom for adding your two cents.
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In the year twenty one oh one, war was beginning, the trigger of this conflict was when cats set up them (captain an co) the bomb. This subsequently resulted in all of their base belonging to cats. However one Zig can move for great justice to turn the tide of the war.
all your base are belong to us
zero wing
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A job advertisement which is presented in a way which misleads you into initially thinking you have a chance of getting the job. However, on closer inspection, the job will turn out to be one you cannot possibly get. Especially common are those advertised in their title as 'suitable for graduates', but then in the second line state 'experience needed.' This creates anger and discouragement among those who are job hunting.
'I got my hopes up when I saw this job advertised for graduate analysts, but after I read on it said you needed 2 years experience. Looks like it's back to McDonald's for me. Fuck, what a Job-ad cock tease !'
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The most fucking annoying ads ever as well as the most annoying youtube sponsorships ever, if you see this ad, 99.9 percent of your brain wants you to click the skip button
Guy: "I'm going to watch my favorite youtuber"
Youtube: *shows Raid: shadow legends ads*
Guy: *spams the skip button for five seconds*
Exclamation normally addressed at waiters after offering free wine as an incentive to eat at their restaurant!
Waiter : I will chuck in a free bottle of wine if you eat here!
JC : You 'ad me at 'ello!