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Thursday;
The day after hump day. This day is celebrated in Ireland and is slowly catching on worldwide.
The good feeling from hump day continuing on into the next day.
"Oh man I didn't have the best of hump days yesterday"
"Don't worry bro, its After Hump Day day"
"Ohh yea! Sweet"
To get a fair chance of being with the person of your dreams
Larrane - "If Glenn likes that girl then he will wanna marry me, I'm soooo hot now"
Justina - "I bet if you ask that asshole Glenn to help you with something we can use Facebook to make it appear as if he wants you the most instead of what the situation actually is"
Larrrane - "Great plan! After we sell the stuff I buy with the credit cards I stole from the nice people who took me off the street bc I'm soooooooooooo hot and buy dope let's get busy making sure Glenn doesn't even get a chance to live happily Eva after.
Justina - "Serves him right for backing away EVERY time u tryed to eat his face with your fake model self"
Larrane - "And it serves her right for being the girl Glenn told me he wanted to hook up with when I asked why he wouldn't bang me in the90's"
When you feel skinnier after pooping.
I can fit into my jeans from high school post after poop skinny’s
To order a delivery of McDonals after a good hard railing!
Damn, that was some good workout we had there wanna get a McChicken after a McDickin
when skin is exceptionally soft and smooth post sexual activity (could be caused from but not limited to overuse of lube.....aka lube everywhere)
Person One: "Man I have some major after sex skin going on feel my arm dude."
Person Two: " Wow yeah you do bro, that's impressively soft"
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When morning-after pancakes just won't do it.
A waffle with a morning after pill slipped into it, usually served to your partner after a night of crazy sex during which you thought your wore a condom until you found your only one, still unused, in your wallet.
Anxious teenage boy: Dammit, I don't think I wore a condom and she doesn't like pancakes!
Anxious teenage boy's besticle: Don't sweat it bro, just make morning-after waffles!
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An Austrailian term for taking a big dump after a night of drinking.
Oi, hey mom, yeah college is great, I'm just having me after grog bog... how's grandma?
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