Is where you and you and people let your balls hang and slap each other's balls with your balls
Aye yo nigga you down to play Alabama dangler?
A southern hooker’s pussy; usually smells of grizzly wintergreen.
“Brother, I’m pissing fire today. It must’ve been that Alabama Snapper!”
The sexual art of picking up your girlfriend/sister over your head, much like a giant, and bringing her back down forcefully on your knee. This act is properly done when the back is not broken, but your female partner is short of breath and gasping for air. You can make it extra fun by orally fucking her senseless as she gasps and sputters for air.
I'm still recovering from the Alabama Beanstalk that Tony gave me last night
When you lie while committing incest.
"I told my sister I didn't sleep with my cousin, but I was inside her at the time."
"Dude, that's an Alabama Bullshit."
"Keith had the Alabama Special with his sister. Man, he puked on for weeks after that."
"Oh dear god why?!"
"I don't know man, that's Ellis' stories for you."
A family in which a sibling/cousin get's married and or has sexual relations to or with their other sibling/cousin. To either keep a family 'pure' or simply, for the fun of Alabama.
"Honestly, i didn't think that the mean glare and tight jaw in Richard III's painting was vandalism. I thought it was Alabama family."
A hick-town in Alabama located near Jacksonville & Anniston Alabama. It has 70 churches in its zipcode, 99% baptist churches. Most of the people are rich white people. The others are poor white people, with some races that fall in between. Very close-minded. Has nothing to do in it. The school system is pretty cool because every child in 4-12th grade get MacBooks to keep 24/7 and use for school. Great football team. No elective classes really unless you consider football, band, and cheer. Football obsessed town. Will drive 15 hours to see one football game. Full of hypocrites and old people.
Are you from Piedmont, Alabama?
Yeah, why?
You're a rich white snob. Tell-tall symptoms of a Piedmontian.
- WALKS AWAY TO GO TO RESTAURANT TO DRINK AWAY SORROWS LIKE A RICH WHITE SNOB -
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