The man pro-life Authoritarian Pseudo-Christians are really praying to
Bahh GG you’re praying to dirty Allen broh, not Jesus lol
That one guy who was blessed with ability to detect the school shooter vibe within your local church
Yo it’s uh Dirty Allen we better shun em
A guy who is so hot he makes me weak in my knees
Amy: Did you see the head Treblemaker
Hailey: Yeah. His name is Bumper Allen
A state of mind that can only be reached through the consumption of copious amounts of ketamine.
You may feel the urge to dismantle and reassemble IKEA furniture or adjust several bike seats with your head.
Person 1: "I am an Allen Key, put me back in the toolbox, babe"
Person 2 (Gandhi): "You need to stop taking horse tranquillisers my child, man is not meant to become small hand tools"
Person 1: "Pffft...whatever it's Allen Keyin' time, I'm boutta Allen Key all over this joint, I'm comin' for your sockets MOTHERLICKA!"
Allen Fredericks is another name to call someone who is on the autism spectrum.
You are Allen Fredericks
Someone that likes to watch anime 24/7, and hates video games.
An Allen#2000 is someone that watches anime and hates video games. He is also mean to his friends on texting apps.
actually the most hateable person ever
dude have you seen that connor allen?
yeah he fucking sucks.