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When you get the Covid vaccine for your child under the age of 18 it’s like you didn’t even want them anyways so it’s a post birth abortion because a vaccine will kill them.
I had a post birth abortion the other day, I gave my child the Covid vaccine and his heart smile so big that he had a heart attack and he was only 14. But I am glad he got the vaccine
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When a man is uppercut in the testicles with enough force to castrate him.
Bro if you keep being frisky I might have to give you a China Abortion
I finna boutta China Abort his ass
A great reason why they need to pass ANAL VS. PAID.
LOOK how many of you ABORTION HATERS and ABORTION REJECTERS screw your GIRLY in the S0D0MY as you see congratulations you just had a NATURAL ABORTION as us FAGS are your residential experts and not only that it's PRIDE WEAK for all you NATURAL ABORTION FUCKERS.
When a pregnant woman gets a gun with a bang flag shoved up her vagina and gets shot.
Job: I heard Tina is going to Texas, she’s getting that Texas abortion?
Jack: yea, she didn’t have a passport to get to Mexico so they stopped at the clinic on their way home from vacation.
When a pregnant woman gets a gun with a bang flag
Job: I heard Tina and her boyfriend stopped through Texas on their way home from vacation.
Jack: yea, she doesn’t have a passport to get it done in Mexico so they decided to get a cheap Texas abortion
1. A Lolitanese word that describes someone or something repulsive; the opposite of adorable.
2. A word to describe a repulsive action done by an adorable character.
Person 1: My cat just vomited on my favorite pantsuit!
Person 2: That's sooo abortable!
Person 1: Look, Daddy! I made an action figure out of hair I found in the shower drain!
Person 2: Son, that's abortable.
4-5 shots of the cheapest vodka you can get your hands on. And your visit your local 7/11, get the nacho cheese sauce. You’ll want to chug about 2 cups worth. Lastly eat one whole skin on chicken breast, feel free to cover in mayo if you wish (helps the poultry go down) Goodluck
Yeah… she legit forgot to get to the 7/11, in time for her annual backyard abortion. It’s happening today tho now, if your free come by!