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R&B Artist

Often confused with real musicians, R&B Artist show very little musical prowess and/or skill. They are pretty much only good for creating the newest ring tones for the 12-14 year old crowd.

Enthused Fan: The new Kanye West album shows some amasing musicial skill, he really is a tallented musician!

Not-So Enthused Fan: Naw nigga, he aint no musician.. hes just an R&B artist, its easy to get the 2 confused... if you're retarded.

by The NigCheese May 18, 2009

6๐Ÿ‘ 13๐Ÿ‘Ž


jerk-off artist

1. Someone who is incompetent, completely unreliable, and so full of excuses that they should just masturbate for the rest of their pathetic lives.

3. A jack of all trades if all trades were different forms of masturbation

2. Someone who fails at their own life, and also succeeds to suck a little life out of everyone else on their way to nowhere.

1. Someone who indecisively sits on their ass while opportunities come and go until they are finally left with nothing.

What the fuck is your problem man? We can't count on you for shit anymore you fucking jerk-off artist

by RevelationToRevolution December 28, 2007

3๐Ÿ‘ 5๐Ÿ‘Ž


Starving Artist Fuccboi

My mental Illness is both baffling and cunning he says while posing as a painter and snorting hydromorphs.Hes drapped head to toe in adidas garments he paid full price for despite not having a job or income.Spends most his time in women he deems "doable"s DMs boohooing that life is really hard for him and celebrates faux sobriety anniversaries high as a kite on his iPhone 11.Enabled by his family and his "disability checks" he tells women that he preys on that he's a starving artist who is writing a novel.Once you have fallen prey you discover it's basically a bad acid trip he had once when he was 16 that he's based the entire novel on and it even isn't that great of story.He spends more time caring for his adidas shoes than painting.His sheets have little specs of blood on them from trying to find his veins but finds girls gross for having periods.Has a gold membership on Adult friendfinder and innocent hookups.com. Can't stay sober long enough to complete a painting or participate in artshows.Is usually nodding out in paint speckled adidas wear and the blood patterns on his sheets from poking needles are better than most his paintings

He's not a misunderstood visionary whom women don't fairly give a chance; he's a starving artist fuccboi

by Jenna Feather July 7, 2020

2๐Ÿ‘ 3๐Ÿ‘Ž


news karaoke artist

(n.) - Someone who posts on blogs and social networks just to spin other people's more substantial and professional news reports and ideas.

"You know, the blogosphere is now full of so many people who set themselves up as a news karaoke artist, when in fact all they are doing is spinning someone else's commentary. Singing someone else's song. I hate what the Internet is becoming!"

-- overheard at a watercooler in Arlington, Virginia on November 1, 2009

by PRwiz101 November 3, 2009

1๐Ÿ‘ 1๐Ÿ‘Ž


Treyten the scam artist

Trey is a professional scam artist and denies hes scams u

Treyten the scam artist is a scam artist that robs people

by IceSwallow September 29, 2020

2๐Ÿ‘ 1๐Ÿ‘Ž


fag-artist

A wannabee person who thinks he or she is an artist and talks like he or she knows alot about art.

Pretentious unskilled art person.

"Van Gogh did what? You're such a fag-artist."

by John Smit August 8, 2006

1๐Ÿ‘ 14๐Ÿ‘Ž


Creative Reach Artistic Paradigm

Also known as "Creative Reach Algrorithmic Paradigm", or "CRAP", it is the process of an artist progressively moving further away from their artwork. The concept was coined by Australian YouTuber Draw With Jazza

"I started using the Creative Reach Artistic Paradigm strategy to imorove my art skills, and it's really working."
"In order to successfully achieve the Creative Reach Artistic Paradigm, one should use a pole with a sharpie on the end of it"
"The CRAP is crap"

by PKK War Drone July 5, 2019