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National rail your partner rough day.
It’s August 21st! That means it time to rail my partner!
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Bryce:Wassup Ni’Leah
Ni’Leah:Hi Bryce
Bryce:you know what today is?
Ni’Leah:August 5
Bryce: yea but is National smack ass day
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Your balls seem to be uncontrollably sweating and emitting a foul odor, most commonly occurring in the hot summer month known as August. (This can also be used to describe these symptoms any time throughout the year.)
"Shit man, this sucks. I just came down with an awful case of August balls right before my blind date."
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Today is the day you celebrate someone special's birthday with lots of love and affection.
Stacy: hey bro yknow what day it is today
Brook: no bro what day is it.
Stacy: its August 24th bro. happy birthday! ♡
Brook: oh wow, thank you!
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this is the day when the dumbest bitch was born. she is a dumbass but everyone loves her anyway
Matt: today's august 15!
Emma: oh really? that's my birthday!
Matt: uh...
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August 17 is Give Your Girlfriend Presents Day.
She is amazing...you really don't deserve her...you'd better buy her love by getting her something really great!
Girl: My boyfriend bought me a huge teddy bear for August 17th!
Boy: What is August 17th?
Girl: It's Give Your Girlfriend Presents Day.
Boy: Oh...I didn't give my girlfriend anything...maybe that's why she left me for a girl.
Girl: Yeah, boys kind of suck. We only keep y'all around for the presents!
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National take a picture hugging day
“Hey did you know it’s August 23? Let’s take a pic!”
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