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A 'game' which does not even resemble football, more like rugby with a shitload of violence included.
Generally referred to in the UK as 'Attack, Foul, Lynch'
He got marmelised playing Australian rules football. A quick game of Attack, Foul, Lynch left him in hospital for 2 weeks.
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An old Australian lady’s hairy vagina with moss on the pubic hair.
“Yea man, I ate some Australian Sloth Taco last night.”
I heard Johnny gave her the Australian tounge twister last night. Lucky guy.
The upside down Australian kissed a certain person.
The act of putting a turd in each of your armpits and squishing them down.
I ran out of deodorant so I used some Australian Monkey Cream.
A sexual position involving three people, two females and one man. The females are bound together in such a way that their pubic regions are pressed together. The binding harkens back to the original of Australia as a prison colony. Then the male inserts his genetalia in-between the compressed pubic regions of the two females. The genetalia is said to resemble paper coming out of a print press between the women.
Bob and Mary got that sluzza they met at the pub in a good, old fashioned Australian print press, the lucky bloke.