get awesome

'get awesome' is thought to be the newest urban legend, but it is in fact true-(this guy I know knows this kid who...) THere is a dude and a chick hanging at a party and they get fucked up drunk. One thing leads to another and they end up upstairs doing sex. She sobers up realizing what's happening and she says "get off me," and he starts flexing his muscles. At this point she starts freaking out screaming and shit and says what the fuck are you doing!? ANd he says
'what you told me to get awesome'

'hey man don't pass out, its time to get awesome.'

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Keeper Of The Awesome

The 2nd in command of the world order. Right behind the 'Keeper Of The Universe...and stuff.'

The current 'Keeper Of The Awesome' is a guy from Australia commonly known as 'Jason Oberbichler', 'That Totally Awesome Dude Over There' and simply 'Jay'.

'Oh no-- My balance of awesome is like, totally unbalanced.'
'I'll call the 'Keeper Of The Awesome!'

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Deadly Awesome

The level of awesomeness it takes to kill a man. The most common example of this can be seen in Tobuscus' Assassin's Creed Brotherhood Literal Trailer on Youtube. The event in which Deadly Awesome is reached, Ezio Auditore walks through a crowd and kills a guard "with his awesome".

Guard says "Stop!" just kill him with your awesome. (This is an example of when Deadly Awesome has been reached)

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Freaking Awesome

Something that is really awesome that you can't take it that you have to shout and share it out.

"Hey dude this ice cream taste really freaking awesome!!!!!!!!!"

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Awesome Series

The cartoon series that the famous online phenominon Egoraptor creates.

Jake: DUDE did you see Egoraptors "Metal Gear Awesome"?! I nearly pissed myself laughing!

Dan: Yea I was watching Prince of Awesome, and i was cracking up! I love the Awesome Series!

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awesomeness personified

1.) Giving the term awesomeness human qualities.
2.) Something that is so awesome, beyond what words can describe.

Adeesh's existence is the definition of awesomeness personified.

(Adeesh is an Indian celebrity)

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awesome blossom

A word close to cool and stellar. An awesome blossom is an awesome moment in time where it is past and over cool and stellar. Everything is right when awesome blossom applys.

I just got an A+ on my math test. I just won the lottery. My girlfriend is not pregnant. AWESOME BLOSSOM!

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