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It's a pussy!
Last night I bottomed out in that Ax Wounde!
Axe- definition= FAX
"YO. IM AN AXE OF FAX, YO, THE NAME IS WAYNE, MesS WITH MY BUTT, YOU FEEL THE PAIN.
Someone who kills axes. They have many backstories, but here's one:
Belgg Axe-Killer
Height: 6'3"
Weight: 200lbs
Sex: Male
Bio:
Belgg Axe-Killer is a human-elf mix. He was always shunned by his peers and looked down upon for having mixed blood. After Belgg reached adulthood he joined the military hoping to earn everyone's respect, however he was kicked out for his aggressiveness towards axes. However when the Holy War came around, they called upon every person in the kingdom to take up arms, and Belgg once again joined the military. After much success he became one of Idroyn's best generals and earned the respect of his peers. At a party the king held, Belgg met the king's daughter Marya, and they fell in love. They got married and eventually they ruled over Idroyn. Together they had a son named Telphyt
Blegg Axe-Killer (Adj): "I saw Blegg Axe Killer in my shed yesterday. He was killing all my axes"
When you drink so much vodka that your vision seemingly splits in 2 or 3. fucking with your mind.
Dude I got totally battle axed last night and couldn't drive for shit.
jack is the type of person to get along with you but he can’t form emotional or physical/mental bonds and connections with you because hes incapable and that might set some people off but he doesn’t mind he likes reading manga BL and Stephen hawking
person 1: wow dude who’s that
person 2: that’s jack the axe wielder they’re really cool and they shift realities too
person 1: that sounds awesome
The inevitable negative outcome.
I’m more concerned with the axe that follows if I eat old pizza.
to the max, or maximum. the best, highest, nothign is better
Yo this joint is phat to the M ax.