Someone that is slow in the head. A nicer way of saying that someone is retarded.
Man, Timmy is such a bread stick baker!
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when a man wraps a large amount of bread dough around his penis shaping it into a bread loaf while slapping the woman hes fucking on the ass with a baking paddle yelling " wheres the money".
"Matt says to john, last night i gave my girl the crazy Jew baker, she couldn't sit on chairs for around 3 hours after it."
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the new way to smoke pot, hold the bowl in your right hand, light with your left, and move the bowl mouth piece along your mouth.it fucks you up.
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A slang term used to refer to anyone who has ever had to eject from an aircraft, in combat or otherwise. The name comes largely from two facts: Martin-Baker is one of the oldest and most well-known ejection seat manufacturers, and almost any pilot is thankful for that ejection seat when they have to bail out.
The Martin-Baker Fan Club: If you've ejected, you're a member.
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Ida Baker High School (noun)
"Suicide capital of the world", Baker mainly consists of preppy whores, fake rednecks, and suicidal teens. Where the assistant principal is on paid leave for molesting a child. If you are suicidal, this is the place to be! All the attention you've ever wanted you'll get, while the few successful, non-drugaddicted students get no recognition. The boys bathrooms smell like a mix of shit and fruit due to nappy ass guys who shit and vape at the same time. None of our low-paid janitors do anything, nor do they speak english. The parking lot is a clusterfuck of rich kids with nice cars and want-to-be redneck's trucks who are falling apart, or raised 12 and 1/2 feet in the air. The teacher's are illiterate, and care so much about FCAT and EOC's, all you ever learn is what's on a study guide that get's you no where in life. The only perks is our academies, ran by dumbass seniors that think they're cool and teachers who are too excited to get paid minimum wage. If you love to wear camo and throw rifles, our black ROTC instructors would love to have you. And don't worry, if you're in ROTC you somehow are superior to the kids who actually have friends, and you sit outside the lunch room in your uniform with the band nerds and occasionally the special ed. The only good thing to look forward to about Baker is our football team which is mostly made up of scrawny black kids who regularly take HGH and Creatine like it's some kind of drug. Pick Baker.
Teacher: Don't do that
Student: Fuck you *smokes vape*
This must be at ida baker high school
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a combination of a chink and nigga
yo jigga look at that marcus baker
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Designated names for tiers in the L.A. County jail. Made famous by Ice Cube's "Check Yo Self," the tier names are also discussed in Sanyika Shakur's (Kody Scott) book "Monster: The Autobiography of an L.A. Gang Member."
"There are two tiers consisting of Able and Charlie rows." (Shakur p. 133)
"Bloods, Americans - there were very few - and victims lived on Baker and Denver rows, or P.C., Protective Custody." (Shakur p. 135)
"They send ya to Charlie Baker Denver Row
Now they runnin' up in ya slow."
(Ice Cube, "Check Yo Self")
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