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Practice of giving a guy a blow job after sucking on ice for several minutes, resulting in a very big surprise and a cold banana (icy weiner). Usually accompanied by screaming OMG or WTF on the part of the recepient. May also result in termination of sexual activities and/or relationships. While most guys hate it, some love it and consider it a real treat.
Eric finally broke up with Janet after she gave him a cold banana.
Eric finally broke up with Mark after he gave him a cold banana.
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When you get a banana for yourself, you have to offer to get one for any other member of the tribe who happens to be in your general vicinity.
Violation of banana etiquette was part of the reason James got voted off at Tribal Council on Survivor (March 2010).
James also violated banana etiquette by taking several bananas for himself at once. So he failed to offer fellow tribe mates a banana AND took more than his fair share.
Always remember that poor banana etiquette might get you voted off the island.
"Leona totally violated banana etiquette with those donuts in the breakroom. She didn't tell anyone they were there and scarfed down three before lunch!"
"Leona, bring me your torch. The tribe has spoken!"
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The rule that states No employee should look at another employee while either employee is eating a banana. Direct eye contact shall be avoided until said banana is completely consumed and the peel is deposited into the trash receptacle.
Dont look at me. You are violating the Banana rule.
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A person who eats a banana, or any phallic food, in away that suggests oral sex.
"Dude, look at suzie lickin' that astro pop."
"Yahh. What a banana tease."
When a vagina is dressed with whipped cream, chocolate syrup, nuts, bananas, and a cherry and then cunnilingus is performed on it.
I almost choked on the cherry when I gave my girlfriend a banana slit last night.
One of the best videos on the internet. Demonstrates why you should always think before you act. A retard wears a banana suit and covers himself in rubbing alcohol before setting himself alight. The result is a badly (facially) scarred boy named Scott.
Google it for a good laugh.
Scott: hurrr durrr banana fire *alight*
Very Scared Girl: Oh my god! Take it off! Takeitoff!!!!!
Similar to jacking off, but standing in a dark corner and sobbing while doing the act.
He really enjoys bruising the banana.