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Drowning my baseballs

Putting you in a bad mood or letting you down. Giving you bad vibes or harsh judement, particularly when you just want to be in a good mood.

I've been having a great day, then you come in and start drowning my baseballs.

by TheLyoness March 12, 2023


baseball hoodie

Socal’s Sundevils famous for the Macho man always wearing a hoodie underneath his baseball jersey no matter the weather hot or cold one must always wear the hoodie

We’re winning today macho man wore the baseball hoodie

by Baseball hoodie July 14, 2022


baseball hoodie

SoCal Sundevils Eric Camacho invented the baseball hoodie hot or cold weather one must always wear the baseball hoodie under a baseball jersey

The power or rally of the baseball hoodie

by Baseball hoodie July 14, 2022


baseball widow

Baseball Widow: a woman who loses her husband, fiancée, or boy friend due to the start of baseball season.

Examples could be a man who watches baseball like its oxygen and a necessity of life.
A baseball player who is gone constantly at games, or practices.
Or a baseball coach who is gone every weekend, including some weekdays, for baseball games or tournaments.

Most men use this time to find peace within themselves at a baseball field, or on tv, and there have been several reports of casuatlies, and countless breakups/divorce due to baseball season approaching.

Woman talking to her friend...."Hey where's your husband? Why isn't he at your birthday party?"
Widow "it's opening day, I've become a baseball widow for the next 6 possibly 7 months."

Woman "why wasn't your husband at your mother's birthday party?"
Widow: "He has an out of state tournament with a team he coaches this weekend. Which means I get to slut it up, and he gets drunk after the games with the kid's parents. I'm a baseball widow now."

by Dirty Lou March 31, 2016


Baseball Pitcher

an asshole who cries when they give up a homerun on a pitch in the center of a strike zone on a 3-0 count and has to perform the dances of an entire musical before they throw the pitch

a Baseball Pitcher are the definition of a man child.

by retarded man in your ass March 22, 2021


baseball boys

The earths core isn’t as hot as baseball boys. that’s it.

“DAMN BASEBALL BOYS THROW ME LIKE YOU THROW THAT BALL

by your dads left nut July 20, 2022


Baseball-Bop

A girl who will get with any baseball boy because there a baseball boy.

That girl is the “Baseball-Bop”.

Wasn’t that girl with a different guy on the baseball team a week ago.

by Skibiti phrases April 26, 2024