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When a seated bass player holds the bass so close, a bulge of boob forms over the dip in the bass
Oh my gosh do you see how big his bass boob is!
Some ugly looking dude who kind of resembles a bass fish, that proceeds to swim in swampland after unsuspecting fisherman to eat their bait, and kidnap their children.
Tyler - "Aye man, do you know what happened to Johnathan the other night when we went fishing?"
Jim - "Oh shit man, you didn't hear the screaming? I'm pretty sure he got attacked by one of those Curbull Bass fuckers!"
The Doom Bass is an urban myth of sorts. For a lack of first hand experience here is a shortened version of the myth:
One day, about 20 years ago, Jimmy, a student in an AP Calculus AB class, tried to convince his teacher that the derivative was just a point on a function. Infuriated, his teacher plotted.
It was a dark and stormy night when it happened. Around 3 AM the sound of the door bell resonated throughout his house and Jimmy walked down stairs. He opened the door and before he even knew what hit him, he was on the ground. Time and time again, his teacher smacked him over the head with a freshly thawed fish. The odor could be smelt from miles away.
The student returned to the class the following day. Although his head was bruised, he had read his textbook and now he knew the definition of the derivative. Appalled at his bruised condition, a fellow classmate asked him "what happened to you." He turned his head slowly and said.."it was the Doom Bass."
Thus the Doom Bass Was born
Don't be an idiot in Calculus or you will be beaten by the Doom Bass
The area below the bass but before the ass crack
it was so hot i could feel the sweat in my bass crack
When somebody makes a lot of annoying, unnecessary noise.
1. Thumping when walking around a house.
2. Yelling.
3. Bumping into things making lots of noise.
*Somebody bangs on a door* "Dang you tryin to put some extra bass in it?"
"Whats with all the extra bass?"
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it's a feeling that you get after sniffing amphetamine(a central nervous system stimulant that increases energy) and smoking weed about 20 minutes afterwards. It is important that you do not smoke weed right after sniffing speed because you kill your high. It was created on drum and bass parties in Poland where speed and bass is very popular.
Wadim : I don't smoke weed at all I only do amphetamine.
Maciek : I like smoking green when I'm high on speed because it gives me this extra bass.
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When two or more people meet a person that none in the party wish to see. One idiot acknowledges the person and the rest continue walking leaving the lone moron to speak with the person that no one wanted to see.
Man, you assholes sea bassed me when we saw Tina at the bar. I had to talk to her all night when you guys took off.
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