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crack the bat

Beating your fucking tallywacker you know dumbass your fucking penis cuz u need to cum hard as fuck

I'm gonna crack the bat on your face all night long

by Hatchetjuggalo June 8, 2020


Beef bat

Dark colored vagina lips

Her beef bat was flappin

by Polish bill February 5, 2021


Death Bat

A skull with a set of bat wings.
The logo used by the heavy metal band Overkill since 1988's album Under the Influence up til today. The mascot was later stolen by the Avenged Sevenfold band which came many years afterward. It was originally Overkills logo on almost every single album for over 20 years.

The logo on Overkill's album art is a Death Bat

by Aceshigh22 April 22, 2009

140๐Ÿ‘ 122๐Ÿ‘Ž


Batting average

n. The number of times a male has ejaculated by the actions of another person over the number of times he has masterbated.

Sexual actions/Masterbation= Batting Average

The higher the number the better; the lower the more the person needs to get out of his parents computer and actually meet some females.

1: Dude, I got a blowjob from Ashley last night!
2: Nice, your batting average is getting better every day you see that chick.
1: I know man, Im having a great season. Im really getting a hit almost every time Im up to bat.
2: Im jealous. My batting average is getting worse and worse since I signed up for that new porn site.

by Designated Hitter April 16, 2009

26๐Ÿ‘ 17๐Ÿ‘Ž


pat the bat

the best player in baseball... a modern day babe ruth

"Pat the Bat is God"

by Hank Cassa May 3, 2006

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nigger bat

Another name for a Moth which infests the Denver, CO region every summer. Also known as the Miller Moth. They are incredibly annoying and obsessed with bright lights.

Yall best keep screens in your windows at night! Them nigger bats will be all up in this bitch if you don't! Sheeeeiiiittt

by Catfish Jones June 14, 2014

10๐Ÿ‘ 5๐Ÿ‘Ž


half bat

Something very impressive indeed

My goodness, have you seen Jonny's new car, it's half bat
Yes it is very nice

by Lovejoy's Lovechild September 8, 2006

4๐Ÿ‘ 1๐Ÿ‘Ž