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Put the beard on

The act of cunnilingus, or more colloquially to "go down on a woman" !

Person 1 : "What are you doing after work ?"
Person 2 : "I'm gonna go home, have a feed and a shower. Might grab the Mrs and "put the beard on" too !"

by Cpt. Kickass June 20, 2009


Bearded Imp

A Bearded Imp is boi who has verry hard nipples and a small pp who likes to play league

(girl) oh great Bearded Imp is

on league again how am i ment to rub his big hard nipples and small pp now : (

by ghee99 November 22, 2018


Blacke Bearde

A formidable pirate, with HUGE feet.

Blacke Bearde knew the importance of image in his line of work. Before battle, he would dress all in black, strap several pistols to his chest and put on a large black captain’s hat. Then, he would put slow burning fuses in his hair and beard. The fuses constantly sputtered and gave off smoke, which wreathed him in a perpetual greasy fog. He looked like a devil who had stepped right out of hell and onto a pirate ship and most of his victims simply surrendered their cargo rather than fight him.

by Miss Defy October 7, 2011


Buffalo Beard

A beard which can only be described by the sense of awesome it bestows upon its viewer.
A majestic feat of manhood, which all men want and all women crave.

"John, look at that buffalo beard, I wish I could grow a beard like that..."

"By than mans buffalo beard a drink, he is a god amongst men"

" Shelley, take you knickers off, look at that buffalo beard that just walked in."

by Anonb July 5, 2013


Bearded loofah

Hipster ass kisser

That operations dude is such a bearded loofah, he is always kissing the VPs ass.

by Brandy’s Jewel January 22, 2021


Fag Beard

A feminine beard grown by bald males in Yucaipa. The beard starts at the earlobe and runs down the jawline. Similar to a happy trail in a gay parade, the beard attracts males of all shapes and sizes.

Bruce... How long did it take you to grow that fag beard?
Bruce... Why are you sending us a selfie of your fag beard while on vacation?

by Moniqueka60 July 5, 2018


Redemption Beard

When someone commits a wrong doing, goes in to hiding and then re-emerges months or even years later with a beard.

The beard is often said to have redemptive qualities and is a manifestation of alleged personal growth.

Did you hear Luke Skywalker came out of hiding a few days back? He’s got a wicked redemption beard, so I think he’s a better person now.

by BonzoMan April 5, 2020