The best comebacks

If you run out of ideas after "your grandpap a trap" try:

1Your sister is a mister
2your nanny is a manny

3your brother fucks your mother

"I got into an argument with Jacob, but I had the best comebacks"

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best effort

Giving all that you can in a given situation, but always failing to meet some one else's standards

Try as I may, my best effort was not good enough for my girl friend, so she left me, stupid cunt

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Best Rappers

It Comes To My Attention That Some People Don't Seem To Know Much About Great Rappers/Hip Hop Artists, And There's Alot Missing, So Here Is My List. If I Think Of Any Later I'll Add Them. These Are In No Particular Order, Living Or Dead.

Individual Artists

-Tupac
-Notorious B.I.G.
-Lupe Fiasco
-Andre 3000
-Big Boi
-Common
-Ludacris
-Eminem
-Chuck D
-Rev Run
-D.M.C.
-Jam-Master Jay
-Fonzworth Bentley
-Snoop Dogg
-Dr. Dre
-Pharrell
-Cory Gunz
-Bobby Creekwater
-Stat Quo
-Obie Trice
-Slick Rick
-LL Cool J
-Soulja Slim
-Mike D
-MCA
-Ad-Rock
-Mix Master Mike
-DMX
-Method Man
-Redman
-Ol' Dirty Bastard
-Talib Kweli
-Q-Tip
-Mos Def
-Busta Rhymes
-Twista
-Jay-Z
-Nas
-Drake
-Will Smith
-Nate Dogg
-Black Thought
-?uestlove (Questlove)
-Rahzel
-Erykah Badu
-Bizarre
-Proof
-Swifty McVay
-D'Angelo
-T.I.
-Kid Cudi
-will.i.am

Rap/Hip Hop Groups

-OutKast
-N.W.A.
-The Firm
-D12
-The Roots
-Public Enemy
-Run D.M.C.
-213
-N*E*R*D
-Beastie Boys
-Wu-Tang Clan
-Bone Thugs-n-Harmony
-Soulquarians
-The Black Eyed Peas

Mainstream Rap Retard: "Dude, Have You Heard The New Soulja Boy Album? It's The Shit!"

Me: "Umm, No That Guy Sucks. Why Don't You Listen To Some Dre?"

Him: "Who?"

Me: "What?! Dre? The Chronic? Tupac Maybe? All Eyez On Me? The Roots? Anything? These Are Some Of THE Best Rappers Of All Time!"

Him: "What Are You Talking About?"
*listens to some real hip hop*
"Oh My God Please Throw Away My iPod With All That Other Crap!"

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Best Friends

When you can talk about jizz under a boob flap without feeling awkward.

Person 1: Hey Savannah, did you hear about Jimmy jizzing in April's boob flap yesterday?
Person 2:If we weren't best friends, this would be very very awkward.

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best girl

A term used by absolute fucking greaseballs to describe the most enjoyable female character in a series.

Person 1: "chika best girl."
Person 2: "please take a shower."

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the best ever

The most true and stripped down raw level of perfection achievable, in any situation attainable. Can be achieved by the satisfaction of contentment in a particular moment.

EX: That relationship is "the best ever". Or..... Wasn't that concert "the best ever"?

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suspect at best

suspicious by conservative estimates, but probable worse

Josue's work to date has been suspect at best.

7👍 3👎