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If you run out of ideas after "your grandpap a trap" try:
1Your sister is a mister
2your nanny is a manny
3your brother fucks your mother
"I got into an argument with Jacob, but I had the best comebacks"
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Giving all that you can in a given situation, but always failing to meet some one else's standards
Try as I may, my best effort was not good enough for my girl friend, so she left me, stupid cunt
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It Comes To My Attention That Some People Don't Seem To Know Much About Great Rappers/Hip Hop Artists, And There's Alot Missing, So Here Is My List. If I Think Of Any Later I'll Add Them. These Are In No Particular Order, Living Or Dead.
Individual Artists
-Tupac
-Notorious B.I.G.
-Lupe Fiasco
-Andre 3000
-Big Boi
-Common
-Ludacris
-Eminem
-Chuck D
-Rev Run
-D.M.C.
-Jam-Master Jay
-Fonzworth Bentley
-Snoop Dogg
-Dr. Dre
-Pharrell
-Cory Gunz
-Bobby Creekwater
-Stat Quo
-Obie Trice
-Slick Rick
-LL Cool J
-Soulja Slim
-Mike D
-MCA
-Ad-Rock
-Mix Master Mike
-DMX
-Method Man
-Redman
-Ol' Dirty Bastard
-Talib Kweli
-Q-Tip
-Mos Def
-Busta Rhymes
-Twista
-Jay-Z
-Nas
-Drake
-Will Smith
-Nate Dogg
-Black Thought
-?uestlove (Questlove)
-Rahzel
-Erykah Badu
-Bizarre
-Proof
-Swifty McVay
-D'Angelo
-T.I.
-Kid Cudi
-will.i.am
Rap/Hip Hop Groups
-OutKast
-N.W.A.
-The Firm
-D12
-The Roots
-Public Enemy
-Run D.M.C.
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-N*E*R*D
-Beastie Boys
-Wu-Tang Clan
-Bone Thugs-n-Harmony
-Soulquarians
-The Black Eyed Peas
Mainstream Rap Retard: "Dude, Have You Heard The New Soulja Boy Album? It's The Shit!"
Me: "Umm, No That Guy Sucks. Why Don't You Listen To Some Dre?"
Him: "Who?"
Me: "What?! Dre? The Chronic? Tupac Maybe? All Eyez On Me? The Roots? Anything? These Are Some Of THE Best Rappers Of All Time!"
Him: "What Are You Talking About?"
*listens to some real hip hop*
"Oh My God Please Throw Away My iPod With All That Other Crap!"
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When you can talk about jizz under a boob flap without feeling awkward.
Person 1: Hey Savannah, did you hear about Jimmy jizzing in April's boob flap yesterday?
Person 2:If we weren't best friends, this would be very very awkward.
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A term used by absolute fucking greaseballs to describe the most enjoyable female character in a series.
Person 1: "chika best girl."
Person 2: "please take a shower."
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suspicious by conservative estimates, but probable worse
Josue's work to date has been suspect at best.
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A best friend is like companion, your life, your world, your everything. Best friends are the people who stay up together 'til 4 in the moring just talking, even though you knwo you have to get up at 8 the next morning. They are there for you no matter what happens. They love you for who you are, even when you aren't very lovable. They don't care, if you have other friends because they know you will never forget them. You know youu can always count on them to be there when you need them. They will tell you the things, you don't want to know just because you deserve to know. But then, when you need to cry about that truth, they are there. You might as well live at your house because, they are always there. After a while your parents, mr and mrs, become mom and dad to them. You can never find anyone just like your best friend. They are unique and to you, they seem flawless.
Best friends Emily and Marie
***3 am***
Emily: I think we should eat someting!
Marie: *jokingly* Gosh! You're such at fatty!
Emily: *joking back* There's a difference between fatty and some one who just loves eating!
Marie: True!
***4 am***
Marie: Are you asleep?!
Emily: NO! How could i be asleep!? *joking* You won't shut your trap!
Marie: Sorryyyy!
Emily: Haha! It's okay! Lets go for a walk in the dark!
Marie: Okie doke!
**Get back from walkk at 5am & goes to bed***
***wakes up at 8am***
Emily: *Yawn...*
Marie: *Yawn....* Stop yawning! You're making me yawnnn!
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