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A person who uses methamphetamines but usually has no money to buy their drugs, so they constantly hang out for no apparent reason just to do your drugs for FREE!!
Here comes the “yard bird”...... quick, hide your shit or he’ll circle you until he smokes all yours then mine too....!!!
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Tom: “yeah so she just believed that she was my cousin and not my side piece”
John: “that’s bird behavior bro lol”
A woman (bird) who orally stimulates a man (fellatio/blowjob) and then swallows all of his semen (cum/man juice)
Me: We all know the bird of peace is the dove.... right?
You: ahhhh, yep
Me: Well.... do you know what the bird of love is?
You: I dunno
Me: The swallow
The time of day where birds go ape shit approximately at 4:02 am and allow no one to fucking sleep.
Man 1: "Don't owls stay up all night; so, does that mean that bird time is all the time!?"
Man 2: "Fuck..."
A flossy bird is a cute, hot, and/or sexy girl
That chick is one flossy bird! Damn I'd like to politely make chit-chat with her!
(v.) when you jerk off into a girls mouth while she lays on her back
"Oh, you're ovulating and I have to pull out? Ok, i'l just pappa-bird-it till I'm finished.
The new internet fad "The Bird Is The Word". Originally known as a popular 1960's song(Surfin bird). After the family guy episode "I Dream Of Jesus", the internet fad as grown in a matter of days.
Player1: Hey have you heard the word?
Player2: What word?
Player1: That the bird is the word that the bird is the word that the bird is the word.
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