pigs in a blanket

the police when they in they squad cars.

matt: yo dude, check it out.

justin: ha, it's da pigs in a blanket!

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vagina blanket

a SUGAR cone with melted ice cream dripping down it. so named because of resemblance to the face of a girl who is about to ejaculate. for WAFFLE cone, see oprah.

though refreshing, ice cream is not a good remedy for the summer heat because if you start talkin' to some bitch and forget about your treat, it could become a vagina blanket

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Pigs in a Blanket

Pigs in a Blanket, n. - The act of having three or more naked men in one bed at once usually for sexual reasons.

Marcos: Hey guys, wanna come back to my place and get all cozy with me and Seth .
Trent: Yeah babycakes i wanna be pigs in a blanket with you boys.

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Pigs in Blanket

This is where you wrap bacon around a Penis before Sex. This can be done with strap ons and Dildos.

Jimmy: Come on Bitch get the Pigs in Blankets ready so you can eat them while sucking my cock.

Stacey: The Pigs in Blankets be ready soon love.

Jimmy: I didn't pay you for this you crack head.

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Blanket Bro

A person who copes with loneliness by spooning/cuddling with blankets.

Tyler Wyrick needs to get a girlfriend so he can stop being such a blanket bro.

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Throw Blanket

The act of covering Mikey's mom in so much man seed that she looks like the ghost busters after stay puft explodes.

Mikey's mom wanted to take it on the chin like a prize fighter... So I threw her the ol throw blanket. When I finished she said "he sliiiiiimed me!" I love that woman.

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pigs in a blanket

seek out the fattest bitch with the flabbiest arms and do as follows: make her drink a fifth of 151(you may want a bottle for yourself too), get 3 other friends and a camera, take her excess arm and/or leg jello and wrap it around your taliwacker proceeding to perform coitus with it as your friends assault her other limbs.

why do you have bed sores on the backs of your arms and legs Rosie, have you been laying in bed surfacing to harriet the spy for days on end again?
No not since last week, I agreed to make pigs in a blanket with the Baldwin brothers.

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