When someone’s lil guy has an explosion downstairs on 12:00 1st Jan
James: i just did a new year’s blaster
Jaergus: this is why you’re single
When Le pp blasts on 12:00 1st Jan
Jaergurn: I just did a New Year’s Blaster.
Simoeneh: this is why your single
When you find the morstest rare blue lobster and proceed to insert it into your anus or vagina, your preference, until climax occurs.
"Jamal help me get ready for my blue blaster!"
A person in a multiplayer game who will camp in a turret or gun-like form waiting for any enemy to arise, these players will not leave this form the entire game unless killed.
Usually these players will try to camp up high and far away from you as to snipe you from afar.
Watch out for that Blaster Camper over there, just go the other way and you will get him.
Blaster Campers are so annoying.
A self defense weapon built by Swiss company Guardian Angel and marketed in the U.S. By Kimber firearms. It fires a blast of pepper spray at high velocity up to 13 feet. It points like a pistol and delivers its payload via a pyrotechnic charge for each of its two shots
Some guy tried to rob my wife with a knife but before he could get to her she hit him with the pepper blaster and he was a miserable ball of agony from then on. Next time though she will use her new Kel Tech p3At...then it's dirt nap time!
inserting a penis into someones asshole and leaving it there for days on end until finally removing it and letting every thing come out.
p1: "I just did the ass-blaster 300000000 on my girl!"
p2: "yo nigga wtf."
leaving your dick in someones ass for 5 months then pulling it out
p1: " just did the ass-blaster 300000000 on my girl!"
p2: " yo nigga wtf."