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Barnyard Blast

when a woman is giving a man head, we all know that she gets warning before we blow a load. in this case you dont give so much of verbal warning, but a kick of the leg and make the sound of a barn animal (mine was a horse). As she looks to see what is going on, shoot her in the face.

when i made it up, i was on my futon laying down. i always told it was coming but decided it was time for change. so i brayed like a horse and kicked my leg. she looked up and said "what the..." and splat, i shot her face. the BARNYARD BLAST was born

by comedian314 May 16, 2009

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Blast that fool

To kill someone

If that nigga get in my face one more time im going

to blast that fool.

by nonoes June 20, 2015

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blasting a nut

To ejaculate very forcefully. To shoot cum deep inside a woman's vagina with ball-jarring force. To feel one's testicles, scrotum and entire male-genital region spasmodically convulse and tighten concurrent with the projectile ejaculation of semen from the penis.

Dude, Penelope's pussy is so damn tight she had me blasting a nut within the first few minutes of fucking.

by Richard Mucus June 9, 2014

6๐Ÿ‘ 1๐Ÿ‘Ž


shotgun blast

when you have diarrea that all come's out at once making a sort of popping noise and spray's the toilet with shit.

Man I ate at del taco and then I gave the toilet a shotgun blast.

by nate July 12, 2003

46๐Ÿ‘ 21๐Ÿ‘Ž


Gotta blast

When you are going to masturbate. So horny you gotta take care of it.

Family: where r u going, come hang out with us

Me: Gotta blast!

by Macdaddyabiphelps March 1, 2016

44๐Ÿ‘ 21๐Ÿ‘Ž


finger blasting

aggressive finger banging of a vagina.

I was finger blasting some girl in the middle of the party.

by Meat Drapes August 14, 2009

232๐Ÿ‘ 139๐Ÿ‘Ž


Vodka Blast

An Alcoholic beverage that consists of a mixture of Mountain Dew Baja Blast and Vodka. Needs to be mixed frequently or the vodka will settle at the bottom.

Sara- "Pat you have to try this drink!"
Pat - "Wow! This is Good, What is it?"
Sara - "Pat! It's Vodka Blast! I invented it myself!"

by Minxy! September 28, 2010

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