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bloody maria

A tequila and tomato juice based cocktail. Simply put, a bloody mary with tequila instead of vodka.

1 part tequila
3 parts tomato juice
6 drops lemon juice
two drops tabasco sauce
pinch of celery salt
pinch of garlic salt

Serve with a celery stick over large ice cubes. Works great as a hangover antidote.

by Bugsy July 20, 2005

13๐Ÿ‘ 13๐Ÿ‘Ž


bloody danish

when a bitch is sucking your dick and you cum in her face and punch her in the nose

i gave the prostatute a bloody danish after she bit my foreskin

by natas June 17, 2003

9๐Ÿ‘ 8๐Ÿ‘Ž


Bloody Walrus

Upon receiving a blowjob, immediately after the moment of climax but before the reciever has chance to swallow (or, in some unfortunate cases, spit), the penis is quickly removed and a swift roundhouse to said receiver's nose is applied. Upon impact, if performed correctly, a stream of blood AND semen should flow forth from the nose of the recipient, resulting in a look resembling bloody walrus tusks.

Last night Molly wanted to so something new and unusual, so I gave her the ol' bloody walrus. I learned later she was refering to seeing the Bolshoi Ballet that was in town for a limited engagement.

by Tartanian Shmeckley April 9, 2008

9๐Ÿ‘ 8๐Ÿ‘Ž


bloody hellfire

General expression of shock or amazement. First known use was at the Fitzwilliam Hunt.

Bloody hellfire! I can't believe Catherine Zeta-Jones married Michael Douglas..

by fitz_foxhunter July 29, 2006

10๐Ÿ‘ 7๐Ÿ‘Ž


bloody snowman

A man shoots a load on his partners face. Then procedes to punch him/her in the nose making them bleed over the snow, hence, the bloody snowman.

I broke up with Julie by giving her a bloody snowman, I don't know if she got the hint.

by Mr. James westphal November 4, 2007

8๐Ÿ‘ 7๐Ÿ‘Ž


bloody rose

when a girl is on her period and she still has a tamp in and you remove it with your teeth before having sex with her

i only gave a girl a bloody rose once.
that shit stained my teeth.

by dont faaackin worry about it February 9, 2008

13๐Ÿ‘ 14๐Ÿ‘Ž


Bloody Saxophone

When a woman on her period is being eaten out and fingered at the same time.

Damn dude, my girl firend is on the rag again... looks like I'm playing the bloody saxophone in the band tonight.

by Trivia Josh October 21, 2010

7๐Ÿ‘ 6๐Ÿ‘Ž