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Who ever this is sent to must send a bra pic to the person who sent it
-send a bra pic
-no
-but it’s national bra pic day
The smuggling of alcohol into a music venue, concealed in your bra. Often minatures of vodka as it is the most versatile for mixing.
Will you be bra-legging for the gig tonight?
when it's colder than eskimo p*ssy.
Snooty: hey bro, is it cold outside? Bout to head to work
Spence: Well g*dammit I reckon it's colder than a witches' titty in a brass bra doing pushups in the snow
Snooty: True
It's Colder than a Witches titty in a brass bra doing pushups in the snow: when it's cold.
Bra strap is something that cannot be shown in public. If it shows its an oopsie moment for a woman ! A woman showing bra strap should be imprisoned for such a dreadful act!
The opposite of Bra strap is underwear strap of a man that is absolutely okay to be seen in public.
Omg your bra strap is visible ! You are such a criminal.
A girl that once lived in the palace and at a (very) young age she was kidnapped by a wolf. :'(She was living a nice life eating lots of ham.(she ate so much she blew up , legend has it that when Juliet blew up a cloud of smoke in the shape of a bra puffed above her and then rained hammmmmm wooh
Do you know Juliet bra-ham,oh yah I saw her blow up.:)
A Marcel Bras pretty much will kill you or/and anything in his path, so he is pretty much a homicidal maniac.
History:
A Marcel Bras is an extremely effective killer and should be feared, he was born and bred in Poland and was taught the ways of the polaks until he reached the age of 12.
It is unknown of his kill amounts, however, it is most certainly in the thousands, no one has escaped hm.
Guy: "get out of my way"
Marcel Bras: *uses his mystic teachings*
guy: *dies*
When a woman manages to slip her bra on the chest of an attractive male. The man will immediately start doing whatever the woman wants and will fall in love with her. He'll also start worshipping the woman's boobs. The bigger the bra the worse the hypnosis is. Men watch out.
"Woah, how'd you score that hottie?"
"Oh, easy. He came with a 36DD bra trap."
"Lucky girl."