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When your girlfriend walks in on you taking a shower, farts inside, and then holds the curtain down so you can't escape
Alex: I had a rough start to my day
John: Why what happened?
Alex: I was getting ready for work and wife put me in Brazilian Sweat-lodge
John: Damnnn
Alex: Yeah , let's just say I skipped breakfast
person you meet pretty regularly to do Brazilian Butt Lifts togheter👭 aka your soulmate at this point
A:"Have you planned something for tomorrow?"
B: "Yes Queen B👸! I'm gonna BBL with my Brazilian Butt Lift Bestie"
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A type of gymnastic exercises, when a man,while doing a squat, must touch the ground with his scrotum.
-Man, look at this guy sick thighs...
-He must have been doing a lot of brazilian squats
When you're a dark alleyway in the Brazilian province of Buenos Aires, and a homeless man offers a service to you 10 Brazilian reals
Male 1: Dude! This guy just gave me a "Brazilian Butt Job" for just ten reals!
Male 2: Bro... where?
A Brazilian Gangster that wear a Nike or Lacoste hat, Lacoste polo, Board shorts which is over the knee, and Havaianas thongs or flip flop.
That guy is a Brazilian Playboy
When you place the handle of
a maracas in a Brazilian woman's anus so when she shakes her hips you hear the shakers
Shakira came by the house and played her Brazilian maracan cornhole last night , and her hips didn't lie.
When you place the handle of maracas in a Brazilian woman's anus so it rattles when she shakes her hips.
My girl came by the house last night and played her Brazilian maracan cornhole last night , and believe me her hips don't lie.