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When one wakes up their partner by tea bagging them
Jenny was surprised to find that Rod had woken her up by serving her an English Breakfast.
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The morning after you have sexual intercourse with your mate she eats off the dry cum off of your sac.
What'd you eat for breakfast?
I had one of those italian breakfasts this morning!
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The act of grabbing some one by the ears (normally a girl) and wiping her face up your gooch and nutsack
*one boy to another* - Sophie woke up to me giving her a fantastic greasy breakfast this morning
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The act of eating eggs, cottage cheese, nutella, tuna mix, avocado, and olives out of a woman's pussy.
Ezekiel: "I had the best israeli breakfast this morning before shacharit at the synagogue"
Abraham: "Oy vey!"
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The meal that any woman (or gay man for that matter) can stomach after a night consisting of having sex a total of at least 10 times with 3 different guys, and then continues in the morning with the knob slobbing.
Male: "You ready for the breakfast of champions?"
Female: "If it is what I think it is, then n..."
*Splurge*
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Its when you crack an egg into a women's vagina, stir it with your penis, and then fry it in a pan.
I gave suzie a belgian breakfast.
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Stopping off at McDonald's for a sneaky breakfast before work
Fancy going over the road for lunch Dave?
No thanks mate, I had a dirty breakfast!
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