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When one has an activity pertaining to salt, one must take a salt break to complete said task. Similar to rice break.
Carrying a large 40 pound (18.143695 KG) bag of salt down to ones basement door, or adding a pinch of said salt to some rather tasteless green beans, or even salting an icy road as to not slip and die all require salt breaks.
In the winter, and particularly around tasteless foods, one must have quite a few more salt breaks.
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*Bob is walking down the street. Out of nowhere a mugger appears*
Mugger: BREAK YOURSELF, FOOL.
Bob: What the fuck?
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a quick trip to the toilet to use the facilities. take a quick bathroom break.
stems from the rushed toilet break one takes during commercials when watching TV.
- Man, I've had too much beer atm, I need a commercial break before next round.
- After Dave downed a supersized coke in one go, he desperately needed a commercial break.
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A kick ass show with a hottie Wentworth Miller!!!!!!
Prison Break is a kick ass show!
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stay up all night/ until the sun comes up.
The girl is feelin the dude, so she break night talking to him.
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To end a relationship
They will break up,because they dont have enough in common
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when school is out and everyone is having fun for about the first month until:
1.parents force job searching
2.all video game levels have been beaten
3.all your friends leave for summer vacation so by the time one comes back another leaves and no one can actually get together.
4.or when you do get together no one knows what to do because all enthusiasm has been drained
5.if you don't have a car you are forced to stay at home or endure a treachorous journey in a 50000 degree over grown oven.
6.the lack of doing pretty much nothing at all resorts to extreme exagerrations on what really went on during the summer when you go back to school.
but it also can have its benefits...
1.you can decide to change and don't have to worry about nagging.
2.you can wear whatever you want...no dress codes!!! :)
3.sleep whenever you want
4.you have a lot of "free time" which can be good
Teacher: "Now what are some of the exciting things that went on during your summer break?"
Student: "Well... uh... I got a job...working at Warped Tour and a plane flew over dropping all kinds of money down on us."
Class: *looks amazed*
*well substitute plane for boss, money for orders and pointless busy work, and Warped Tour for the local supermarket and everything I just said was true.*
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