The beastly vocalist of thrash metal band Shadows Fall. Doesn't need very much effort to command a crowd with his voice. Just to hear him say "get those fucking horns up" is enough to make you get those fucking horns up!!!!
And his screaming is so damn awesome you will nut when you hear it.
And those dreads are fucking SWEET!
Guy 1: Dude, have you listened to Shadows Fall?
Guy 2: HELL YEAH! Brian Fair is a mother fucking beast!
Guy 1: I know!!!!
Guy 2 : Wish I could be him.
Guy1: Especially with the dreads.
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The guy who teaches you how to cook bread
friend 1 "hey do you know Rich Brian"
friend 2 " yeah he taught me how to cook bread
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What a fucking legend sound massive penis
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an awesome comedian who rules my life! His best act is Kids party games, go listen to it right now!!
"pin the tale on the donkey, there's a good safe game for kids. What are adults thinking? Hey, wer're having a big party, lots of kids, we're gonna blindfold one of them, give 'em something sharp, spin 'em around and let 'em go!"
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(n.) derived from the "stink palm" technique as seen in Mallrats. It is the most horrendous of pranks involving a tampoon being stuck up a guy's ass then removed and placed back in its wrapper. the girl who then uses it will experience a stink fouler than any stink palm. As this stink clings to her innards, it is extremely difficult to remove. Douching it will not remove the smell of ass.
Cindy got The Dirty Brian, and now her cooch smells like shit.
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Guitarist for Weezer. He's the Master of sass
Many weezer fans describe his style as sassy.
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Brian Molko is the absolute ebodiment of the three letter naughty word we are too bashful to say. He is an outspoken, opinionated drop dead sexy flamboyant bisexual rock GOD and he sing astonishing lyrics while shredding his life out on guitar. The man is a genius, an alcoholic, a nancy boy, and a breathtaking musician.
Have you read the newest slash fic about Brian Molko/Steffie on RDB?
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