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Losing ones virginity. And sex in general.
"Allie! I can't believe you Broken Lawn Chair'd with that guy!"
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1.Green Day song
2.Place where all manners of subculture devotees put in the 'Location' entry on any site they may join.
3.New and exciting way of whining about how depressed you are.
1.I'm listening to Boulevard of broken dreams.
2.Username:xKristiIsdaKoolest34x
Location:Boulevard of broken dreams
3.Dude,I'm walking on the boulevard of broken dreams, man. Kristi had sex with that sailor guy again!
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The act of breaking a chair when in need of an excuse to sit next to a girl.
"Jared, what are you doing?"
"I have broken chair syndrome! Can i sit next to you?"
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The money you saved to buy something special for that special someone but they are already taken by someone else.
Kruz saved upmoney to buy Kiana flowers but she is going out with somebody else. So he spent his broken heart money to buy food for Josh and Napela.
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A song by Green Day. It was great at first, but was overplayed by alternative rock stations, and was raped of its musical...goodness. To all the people that said this was Green Day's best song, I really hope you have heard some of their other songs....I have, and I can tell you right now, that this is definately not their best song (in my opinion, anyway)...this is how radio ruins great music....
Wow, I just heard boulevard of broken dreams....for the tenth time today....*twitch*
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A sexual position that is essentially vertical sixty nining. However instead of the typical more practical positioning of a male standing and an upside down female. The woman has the difficult task of standing and carrying all the weight. The result is an upside down off balance male who ultimately bears a striking resemblance to a Hang Glider crashed and hanging from a tree.
Suzie, if you're up to it and you think you have the core strength to lift my frame. I would like to attempt a broken hang glider.
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The phrase: "bag of broken antlers" refers to a very thin woman. She is so thin that having sex with her is like fucking a bag of broken antlers. She can hurt you with a hip bone or elbow. She has no padding on her at all. She often will have small breasts, and very likely wears a padded bra. Drug use can lead to this emaciated appearance, as can smoking and alcoholism.
1. After I ejaculated in her vagina, filling her full of goo, I noticed that I was sore all over. She is too thin and bony. She is like fucking a bag of broken antlers!
2. Those BBWs are great. You get to eat some good food after having sex with them, and they are not like fucking a bag of broken antlers.
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