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Originating in Sioux Falls, SD, the Bruce Lee is a shot of UV Blue Raspberry Vodka dropped into 3-4 ounces of Liquid Ice energy drink. It's majorly popular in Sioux Falls and Madison, SD college bars such as Rumor's.
Circa: 2008
Bob: Let's get a couple Chuck Norris shots!
John: Fuck that cherry shit, let's get a Bruce Lee Shot instead.
Brian: Fuck yeah, let's do it!
The ugliest name a man can have, ever.
Person 1: Do you know the ugliest name ever?
Person 2: no
Person 1: Bruce Robert Gibbons
(laughter)
The idea that a man feels hesitant about their gender status and demonstrate it through cross-dressing, speaking in an effeminate voice, and if taken seriously, making the decision to have a sex change. Named after Bruce Jenner, former 1976 Olympics decathlon champion who came out as a transgender woman in 2015.
"Bobby, what are you doing with all of Peggy's makeup?" - Hank Hill
"I'm playing pretend. I sometimes wonder what it's like to be a girl." - Bobby Hill
"Oh dear. I'm just now realizing you have a Bruce Jenner complex." - Hank Hill
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Bruce Lee was the son of a famous comedian and actor who from a very early age was performing fake 'Screen Martial Arts' on stage and in some early black and white films. As Bruce got older he realised he wasnt any different from any other Hong Kong stunt man and there was no way he could compete with the likes of Jakie Chan who was prepared to jump of buildings n shit for real.
So Bruce decided to become a cha-cha dance teacher so he could get close to blonde American women. After years of hard dance training he finaly won the 1955 Hong Kong cha-cha dance championship. This was to be the only time Bruce competed in any kind of tournament.
A few months later Bruce got in a fight and had to be sent to America by his parents so he didnt get hurt .
When Bruce realised that no one in America knows anything at all about real Martial Arts he starts to teach a made up 'fighting system' that contains no moves, no form or kata that was realy a 'screen martial arts' system designed to be easy to teach actors with no fight experience to enable them look good in a fight scene. Many people have been fooled by the advertising agencies and people pretending to be instructors into thinking this was a serious fighting style and spend vast amounts of money buying books and tribute videos and TShirts and never understanding JKD for what it was supposed to be in the first place. Bruce eventually started to believe his own bullshit until eventually one day his brain started to swell and he died.
Oh yeah and he made a few movies in china to..
lol...Armchair Bruce Lee fans are usually 13yr old boys who get beaten up alot by 12yr old girls.
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When anyone, male or female, does something rather good, you shout across the room - "GOOD ON YA BRUCE!"
Sally throws a book at the teacher.
Karl shouts out when the class are meant to be in silence, Good on ya Bruce!
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the nickname to christian boulio as his addition to batfleck
chrisitian... i mean Bruce Wayne.
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The kind of flexing that many skinny, toned people do. The flex shows definitions within the muscle, but no real bulk. eg. the chest may look defined and expanded, but no bulk/beefyness to it much like how Bruce Lee flexs in his movies (but is still a beast)
HAHAHA! You really expect me to be scared of that Bruce Lee flex?
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