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Naked weather is where the weather is so hot that you could go outside naked and you wouldn't be cold at ALL.
Boy 1: "Dude, yesterday in California, Bob said that the weather was so hot, it felt like a 200degree oven!"
Boy 2: "Wow, that is SOO naked weather man"
Boy 1: "Yeah..I know, right?"
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Someone who you can trust.
A magician without clothes cannot hide the trick he's doing using sleeves, pockets, or other clothing. Therefore the only true magician you can trust to really be magic, is a naked one.
Coined by popular Youtuber Ryan Magee from SuperMega, a Naked Magician is synonymous with a trustworthy person with no tricks up their sleeve.
Jack: I don't know if I should trust him with my money, what if he's loses it?
Mike: Don't worry, you can trust him. He's a naked magician.
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A fat hairy gay man with a large dick.
Man your stepdad is a naked bear-allison
Ya my mom tells me that all the time-alison
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when you walk out to your kitchen at 4 am and you suddenly realize youre friend is completely naked on your brand new couch
oh muh god, you were completely couch naked last night!!!!
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example 1. hey man, i just went to the doctor and i found out that i have naked phobia
example 2 . mommy, please don't take my clothes off, i'm scared
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To remove all your articles of clothing so you are left standing in your birthday suit.
Yesterday it was Alex's first time trying mushrooms, he was messed up and thought it would be funny to get naked.
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A really annoying person who is constantly naked and needs to cover up that tiny naked cock. Usually refers to himself in the thrid person in names such as "stuta" or simply "the stu". DIE STUTA!
Guy 1: Hey isn't that Pat Hadican over there?
Guy 2: Yeah it is, f-in naked man, he sucks.
Hadican(naked man): Hey guys STUTA *while doing retarded arm motions* is in the house!!
Guy 1 & 2: NO, BOOO STUTA!!!
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