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National buy a bucket hat day! National Buy a Bucket Hat Day is celebrated on November 12
“Hey, let’s run to the store to buy a bucket hat because it’s national buy a bucket hat day!”
Buy a Stupid Neck gaitor for you cat steve, buy a Mug Mug for you facebook friend trump, Buy a fucking mask for your Monkey dreme, and yeah thats it
BUY A STOOPID MASK FOR YOUR CAT MOAN
you: hi benjamin
: benjamin bui: hi poopoohead
You: no you
benjamin bui: dies*
A situation in which someone who has recently come into a very large sum of money goes and buys weird, unusual, or taboo things, simply because they can. The phrase itself is derived from Michael Jackson, who bought a pet chimpanzee named Bubbles in the 80's following the success of his album Thriller.
Person 1: I've just fucking won 20 million in the lottery
Person 2: Man, that's a lot of money, what are you going to buy?
Person 1: I'm buying a monkey.
Or we’ll sacrifice your newborn
Come today and buy some corn or we’ll sacrifice your newborn
The pub located in Saigon where everyone wants to find their real love but end up meeting their fake love and complaining about it all day long
Girl A: Hey, want to go to bhm (short form of boheme bui vien) tonight?
Girl B: Sure, I want to have a real love!
1 month later:
Girl B: Oh my God do you believe that the boy I've met in bhm 1 month ago kissing another girl right now!
a code name used by girls and among girls as a term for 'losing one's virginity'
Anna: i was buying flowers yesterday...
Jane: aww really? how did that go?
Anna: good.. :D
Anna's bf: .....???