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it big gaint metallic turd that a transformer shitted out. If you're from Chicago and hate it and not a tourist you would understand it. And dumbass people go and take pictures under it and say look at us we're in chicago.
jelly bean turd that silver bean of chicago
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The Chicago Steampump is a unique act. This is the fetish in which two lovers have sex and one lover has a large penis. The man with the large penis furiously gives anal to the other lover till they rip the lovers stomach open. Causing the acid to pour out on the large penis.
Man I wanna give that girl a Chicago Steampump.
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taking your used condom and putting it on the girl's foot then telling her to take her walk of shame like that.
I totally gave her a chicago whitesock last night. The walk home must have been brutal.
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the classiest people you will ever meet, they would never involve them self in any sort of trouble or nonsense. they are a higher class of homeless than the homeless anywhere else in the world! they don't touch any illegal paraphernalia and are considered to be at a higher social class level than the wealthy citizens of Chicago.
Indian girl "Homeless people carry guns and rob people wherever you go in Chicago it's not safe anywhere. i can't even walk to my dads house which is 5 steps away without getting robbed by a hobo that's strapped up!"
Smart socially cultured person "No they don't, they have principles and are good people, they help you in times of need and will watch your kids and raise them like their own. The only better suited creature to raise your children better then a Chicago homeless person would be an alpha wolf or lion with wings. they are majestic and beautiful people and they can only be found in Chicago."
Indian girl "idiot no, i make eggs so i know everything"
SMCP "you'll never understand i give up..."
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Exclamation. This is a statement indicating the highest approval of something. It can be shouted or whispered or spoken at any volume in between.
The studly porn star, after having sex with a new partner, was so impressed that, he forever after, referred to her as Chicago Pizza.
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The town that is split up its 4 sections. The Blacks, Polish, White Trash, and Arabs way in the corner. The Arab area is really scummy. The black area is just frighting.
Hey Szwagier, lets walk by the arab people and see the newspapers all over the area of Chicago Ridge.
Hey Joannamonana, see dat dood over der? Les harass him and get his baketbaul.
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