wet cabbage

A term describing female genetalia when wet, usually from semen or vaginal discharge. Usually shiney.

"EW, wet cabbage! Nasty!"

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cabbage patch

A cash machine or any other Automated Teller that dispenses currency, aka money, dosh, green, cabbage.

I ain't got no money. Lemme stop at the cabbage patch.

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muff cabbage

n 1. Loose hanging labia (minora). Used as an insult. Allegedly, a result of having multiple partners.

n. 2. A used woman; floozy

I opened her lips, but couldn't find the hole. All I could see was her muff cabbage blowing in the breeze!

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Muff Cabbage

1. Any unpleasantness (odor, hair, pimples, etc) in a woman's vaginal area. Comes from the words cabbage and muff.
2. Somebody who's being a douchebag.

1. You're garbage! You've got cabbage in your f**king muff! (South Park Jersey Shore episode)
2. That guy just cut me off! He's such a muff cabbage!
3. I was at the bar last night, and the girl I was trying to get with all night ended up hooking up with some other guy. I hope she has real bad muff cabbage.

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cabbage-kit

Cabbage-kit is camouflaged combat-wear that ruffy-tuffy military people wear.
Derogatory term used by anti-military types or self-mocking term used by squaddies themselves.

Look at those ruffy-tuffy squaddies in their cabbage-kit, they look really hard!!I think I'll join the army and be just like them.

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Cabbage Flap

The flap of skin located behing the armpit, this so called "cabbage flap" is extremely soft and enjoyable to touch.

I totally felt the shit outta Grace's cabbage flap.

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Savage Cabbage

Slang term for Mary Jane

Dude, I just scored 3 grams of savage cabbage.

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