Big saddo with no life and no friends. Is extremely erotic but disgusting to look at and be around.
Hey Callum
A highly funny individual who is trying to use this amazing sense of humour for fame on tiktok (@skelm)
have you followed Callum on tiktok yet?
No, but I should, his username is @skelm right?
Yes
The type of guy that will do anything for a primal shotgun in Fortnite. Even murder his pets
Callum: GIVE ME PRIMAL SHOTGUN
Joe: SUCK MY DICK
Callum: *kills*
The best name ever, I love callums and wish I could be with them all the time. If you get a Callum, hold on to them forever because you will never find someone like them.
Fiona: I’m pretty great, right?
Callum: WALKS IN
Fiona: Starts praying to him
Hi I am Callum. I lost my leg in a car crash and replaced it with my DICK(It IS BIG)
If you see a Thicc boy waking it is a Callum.
He is sooo hot and sexy. He gets all the girls unlike Landon. He has a lot of confidence and did I mention how hot he is. Sometimes Callum feelths lonely and depressed but tis thus time thou cheer thy upwards. UWU
He has a huge cock.
I heard Callum has a crush on Dallas