The night owl everyone loves who will cause pure destruction if you look away for a moment.
British man with a sharp wit and wrinkly brain. Will most definitely carry your ass through school.
Did you hear about Callum?
Ya! He's super smart, but I heard he has a foot fetish.
He is a fucking snake, don’t be his friend.
He is the biggest dickhead snakey twat ever.
Callum is such a snake. He told everyone about what happened last weekend
Boy with biggest foot fetish will also shank ur nan
Bro Callum wanks over feet after stabling your nan for a Tesco value yogurt
A big sexy alpha male, makes all the women in a 30 metre vicinity queef and fall to their knees. Has a nob the size of a base ball bat. Will batter anyone who insults him. Overall a big sexy man
Callum is so fucking hot, he makes me so horny
a guy who wants a girl named faye but cant get here because he got rejected
callum was rejected twice by faye