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A vary depraved sex act that involves moose antlers, maple syrup and the Stanley cup. Originating from America's ongoing raping of Canada.
She's was already passed out so I pulled a Canada's History on her. She woke up in the hospital.
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The sad excuse that is Canadian military domination.
Proud American: Look at Canada's History...
More American: Yeah, Canada is just America's hat.
an unbelievable sex act that is so erotic very few people are aware of it. It involves moose antlers, a jog of maple syrup, and the Stanley Cup.
One pours the maple syrup on your sexual target's loins, then shove the moose antler up the closest available orifice, then place the Stanley Cup on your head and scream loudly as you pound your partner and hit them with a hockey stick.
Any seminal fluid left over is placed in the Stanley Cup for later use.
Note: A hockey puck is placed in your partner's mouth to prevent excessive screaming.
"Damn, you just Canada's History all over that bitch!"
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A depraved sexual act involving a pair of moose antlers, a jar of maple syrup, and the Stanley Cup. How this fits in a vagina is beyond me.
Stephen Colbert: The hardest part of doing the Canada's History is fitting it all in there!
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A sexual act in which a man pours maple syrup out of the Stanley Cup onto a woman wearing a pair of antlers. After the syrup has been rubbed all over the woman's body (Including the antlers), the man then begins to fuck the woman with the antlers while she jacks/sucks him off. Licking the remaining syrup out of the Stanley Cup is optional, but it is tasty.
Man: I dunno, I guess we just need a little more excitement in our sex life.
Woman: Well...We could try Canada's History.
Man: Hell yes!
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Noun; A sexual act, so depraved that it cannot be described on television. Often involving moose antlers, a jug of maple syrup, and the Stanley Cup.
Noun; Indescribably nasty sex act. Normally resulting in painful ripping and exploding of sexual organs.
Verb; The act of performing "Canada's History". (Note: When unlubricated the act is often known as the 'Canada Dry' or the 'Canadian Rough Rider').
After that chick took Canada's History, her sexual organs exploded.
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a sexual act where a man penetrates a woman with with no less than 7 power tools.
Where's my hammer drill? Oh right. Jim, stop giving your wife Canada's History.
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