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An idiom for a particularly girthy and exceedingly propulsive male member.
Ladies, watch out for his ham cannon. It stretched me too wide and nearly blew a wad through my spine.
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a horribly powerful weapon in most fps games that only someone who cant get any kills uses because there are too n00bie to do it the real way.
nick: w0000000t look at all da kills i got! IM THE HALO MASTER!
mackzy: dude you were in the n00bie cannon (tank) so that aint fair, now lets play with out the tank.
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BOOM!
1337 Sniper was pwned by killer_88's noob cannon
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Riding the cannon is a sexual inuendo refering to when a woman recieves a good boning from a well endowed man preferably in width. The cannon is an obvious reference to a knob for it's phallic shape and it's tendancy to shoot its load and sink ships much like loose lips, which is another inuendo for a bucket muff.
The verb 'to ride the cannon' is taken from the song 'In Awe Of The Awful' by The Ordinary boys.
'Alright love, lets say you pull down those little knickers of yours and ride the cannon?'
Accompany that line with a cheeky look of seduction and that woman will surely be riding your cannon like a dirty little pirate whore in no time.
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A gun used only by nubs/newbs/n00bs. A gun that is easy to kill with and also easy to spray and pray with.
OMG, I got nubbed with a nebie cannon!!
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A person with the ability to go off unprovoked (usually under the influence of alcohol) at any time, cause disaster at a whim whilst completely unaware of the carnage around them.
He's a loose cannon, he could go off at any time.
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The noob cannon is a weapon, usually a gun, that is used by people who lack the skills to play the game at a higher level. Therefore, they use the noob cannon to kill people because it gives them the advantage over the people using the average respectable weapon. People who use the noob cannon are often disliked by fellow gamers and are often met with profanity.
In the Socom series, two noob cannons are the F90 and MK.
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