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A penis that is tied a kinky manner and looses Circulation
I was Chillen with my girlfriend last night and fell asleep for an hour, I woke up and...boom... A purple carrot. You can bet on it that we had a good time last night.
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someone who has red hair and lotsof freckles hence the color and texture of carrot cake also known as ginger kids
Garret: you know Bryce
Kyle: you mean that carrot cake kid
Garret: yeah the one with red hair and freckles
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When somebody forgets they're a male, and turns into a hormonal and emotional wreck.
This is a Wet Carrot statement: "I wanted you guys to know first because without you guys none of this would have happened. I can't tell you how happy I am and how happy she's made me. Lots of love cause I bloody miss you all so much :( xxxxxxxx"
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a male who masturbates
we call him carrot cuffer because we caught him in the act of masturbation
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When a girl continues to go after a guy even though he isn't interested.
When is that girl gonna finally give up chasing the carrot and realize he don't want her?
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noun.
A person who is an apprentice or victim of a potential cannibal.
The cannibal asked carrot head if she has every eaten fryed brains with terriki sauce.
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Being in the moment. Feeling the vibe
On Union Square, NYC there is a salesman who is promoting carrot peelers. At the beginning of every demonstration he's habitually saying that the first step is to feel the carrot.
-Dude, start paying attention. It's gonna be on the final
-I know, I'm just not feeling the carrot today
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