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An amazingly awesome sex poistion which is similar to when two girl "scissor". The term "scissor" (in all forms) should be avoided during your sexual encounter, to avoid killing the mood. To truly appreciate Charlotte's Web, the couple should start in a rather boring position (preferably missionary style). This will heighten the anticipation, and give each person a true appreciation of what Charlotte's Web is all about.
Although it may seem inappropriate, at some point during the missionary position the female should say "You know what I want.. I want Charlotte's Web". This must be in a seductive tone, or all romance is lost and the situation turns comical. This is called the trigger phrase, and it signals each partner to assume the Charlotte's Web position.
The female lies on her back, tilting a little to one side - while the male should be totally on his side, interlocking legs. Once Charlotte's Web is established, it is necessary to ease into the thrusting motions. Allow each participant to become acclimated with the new position to really get a feel for what is going on. This is called the introductory period. Once you have passed this period, it's time to take a trip to pleasure town. To get the true effect, the female should arch her back, as if she is trying to unsnap her bra. (please note, the bra should already be removed at this point).
Few things in life are better than Charlotte's Web. Use at your own risk - not for amateurs.
"I understand that your grandma died today and you have just been diagnosed with terminal cancer - but you got to do Charlotte's Web last night... So I don't understand what you're so upset about??"
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a good band, that didnt sell out and the lead singer is very, very hot!!! dont believe the other definitions!!! they rock!
Good charlotte is my fave band!
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a very very sexy girl with gorjuss beautiful blue eyes and a pretty smile and wouldn't ask for anyone better. but she can be a thrush.
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A pop-punk band that labels themself that. They are very ambitious and just like to play. They aren't in it for the money but their passion for music is incredible. The members are:
Joel Madden - Vocals
Benji Madden - Lead Guitar/ Vocals
Billy Martin - Guitar/Keyboard
Paul Thomas - Bass
They have bad luck with drummers.
Some people like there music, and some people hate their music. Most people that wrote definitions for the band hated them with all their heart. But they must have some fans if their going to release their fourth album soon. Their albums are:
Good Charlotte (2000) - Epic
The Young and The Hopeless (2002) - Epic
The Chronicles of Life and Death (2004) - Epic
They have also done songs on sountracks for: Not Another Teen Movie, American Pie (Pretty much all of them)
Like them or hate them, they've been successful
Joel Madden: Hi, we're Good Charlotte, a pop-punk band from D.C.
Angry Fan: I hate you! You think you're punk but your not, you're pop-punk!
Joel: Uh, I know I just said that
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When a "Charlotte" gets in the bed, with you, completely naked and starts sucking on your dick. The more she sucks, the hornier she gets. when you finally cum, "in her mouth", she explodes with erotic hornyism and starts sucking uncontrolably. When you get hard again, she fucks your brains out and sucks up any waste.
I had Charlotte love with my woman, several times, yesterday!!
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Charlotte spike is the co founder of the washing machine religion and jeff and her most famous quote is ‘Jeff oh Jeff’ jeff is a ghost that she once carved into her smexy arm jeff is very majestic and you will see him on many lampposts in Lea gainbourough and charlotte really really really hates girls named laila and cows
Charlotte spike once said ahhhh a laila cow I’m scared it will give me aidssss
My girlfriend who I love dearly and would put my life on the line for her, take a bullet for her, empty out my card to make her happy she is my everyone and everything, my world and if I were to loose her I’d die
Guy 1: hey is that your Gf Charlotte Graham
Guy 2: yes she’s my world