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CHEETOED

When a client convinces a lawyer to lie for them in court and they lose licenses

When someone convinces someone to lose everything they worked for by committing a crime.

A con man convinced his lawyer to lie and she got caught, now she is Cheetoed.

by Messiejanders March 11, 2023


Cheeto Water

When you sister proceeds to shove Cheetos in her water until it turns orange

Person: what are the hell are you doing?
Sister: putting my Cheetos in my water.
Person:why?
Sister: because cheeto water is tasty.
Person: wtf.

by Arsonborbisthekeytolife March 26, 2022


The Cheeto reaper

The reaper is in his 70s he is donald trump he is made of the ancient cheeto dust andreaps on the innocent souls and healthcare plans of innocent republicans and democrats

If you see the cheeto reaper

by I_=_reaper March 14, 2017


Cheetos dust

dust from Cheetos.
could be cheesy or hot.
cant do anything if you got Cheetos dust on your hands.

"fuck you Addison i got Cheetos dust on my hands I cant take the trash to the road"

by yelfog November 9, 2020


MY HOT CHEETOS

THE MOST ADDICTING THING TO EAT!

MY HOT CHEETOS DON'T TOUCH ........I BITE

by DONTTOUCHMYCHEETOS February 21, 2020


cheeto pubes

1. An extreme natural phenomenon prized by the few gingers in this world who haven't shriveled up and died of skin cancer yet. Red heads should take pride in such an art of God, since you can't show them off if you shaved 'em with dad's razor.
2. Often found in gamers, this occurs when a basement dweller plays minecraft all day while eating Cheetos, with the occasional meat beating, thus leaving artificial cheese residue on the genital region.

1. "Wait, if you're a ginger, do you still have brown hair down there."
"Naw, I got Cheeto Pubes!"
2. *giving head* "Oh Jimmy, why does your dick taste so good?"
"Probably because of the Cheetos I was eating earlier."
"You mean you have Cheeto pubes?

by Yuuuuuggeeee November 13, 2016


Jezus Cheetos

A secular placeholder for the common vernacular use of "Jesus Christ", when exclaiming disdain or confusion.

"Jezus Cheetos Sonny-Jim, get a fucking grip.

by _betamax_ June 11, 2018